It has always been my dream to live alone in a dune shack on the outer Cape and write middling fiction using a typewriter. The waste basket in the corner would be overflowing with balls of crumpled paper and I’d never finish

Proofread my posts? I don’t do that

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat it, but teach a man to fish and he will be gone for long stretches of time so you can finally get some peace!

i messed with the bull and got the horns and tbh it was nbd

Do they know we only post on here because we don't like people? If we liked people we'd go out and meet some, ffs.

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

HIS FEET HAVE HANDS!

Chris Mah@echinoblog.bsky.social · 23h ago

SEA PIG! a sea cucumber in the Elpidiidae at about 5438 m Abyss 2, Cook Islands #okeanos

This is my flirt move:

🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦@joycomes.bsky.social · yesterday

Red Capped Manakin tiny 10 cm high energy bird Tropical forests of C and NW South America famous for its "moon walk" dance to to attract a female Diet mostly all fruits, on occasion eat tiny insects during the breeding seasons.

I’m glad I go to the same Bluesky as all of you guys.

I never believed in hypnosis until the day I spent 6 hours semi-consciously scrolling in a kitten/puppy pic account.

I hope today is lighter than yesterday

I don’t know guys, maybe we jumped timelines into some sort of bizarro world where the biggest douche runs the country and our great uncle wears a t-shirt with his face on it.

Me: “Omg, look at this baby seagull I just rescued!” @emceekayvee.bsky.social: “Do you think he’ll ever see his mother again?”

I’ve decided to use my relaxed and positive personality for the first 30 days of this relationship

Imagine hating me and I'm just over here being a silly little guy

You miss 100% of the sex you never get

All I'm saying is there are no donut parasites

The Jean Claude Van Damme of birds

🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦@joycomes.bsky.social · yesterday

Marsh wren is a tiny, active AGILE songbird 12 cm lives in freshwater and saltwater wetlands across North America, eating mostly insects and spiders. Found during the summer breeding season across much of southern Canada and the US migrate south to winter along coastal regions of southern US.

This explains Cheryl Hines

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago

‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’

bsky suspended gwen pepperoni again and it’s so pathetic. how dare gwen say trans people matter. what controversial thing might gwen have said next, that kittens are adorable? bring gwen back.

Give a man a fish and he’ll find a way to fuck it. Teach a man to fish and they are sure to decimate the species.

You can be anything you want to be, so long as you work hard, have zero integrity and enough money to pay off the pResident

Let’s bring back common sense and empathy.

Indiana Jones and the Celtic Fibulae: in which Indy spends 6 months excavating a 500 meter area of a field in Wales looking for bronze age fasteners, while simultaneously developing a taste for brown ale at the local pub in the evenings

So, when they strip women’s right to vote, who will protect our kids against the laws created to have sexual contact with our children?

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2d ago

Good framing.

I came to Bluesky to make jokes and maybe have a few people say I’m pretty

They should make a self awareness that comes factory installed

Him: "That's what she said" Narrator: "She never said that"

Stop posting my close-ups

ChefBruso 🌽🍿🍽️@brusowrites.bsky.social · 2d ago

Back on my bullshit

That new relationship feel, now in a convenient roll on.