"why am i doing chores for this random NPC when i should be slaying gods" Maybe you're nice. Maybe you're literally nice

*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!

May !! 🏳️‍⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 4h ago

this screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her

spraying wd-40 down my dickhole and so my piss comes out in one big drop

I DESIRE ICED CREAM

If someone threatened me I would simply tell them to cut it out. But nobody would threaten me, I’m too nice

Dancing around the verdant clearing, sowing the seeds of chaos flowers

Sweat and baby powder making a crotch roux in the August heat. It’s almost gravy time

My collection of broken bodies should not concern you officer. They’re here for healing. You’re going to hear them scream until they’re better, that’s how you know they’re fixed.

What is a blessing if not a smooch, or perhaps a kiss

Zeus was not a good guy either by the way

It’s ham time. Time for the forbidden ham

“neurospicy” i’ll kill you

Installing tether points and grab handles onto the toilet seat before consuming a nuclear burrito as a precaution against blasting off

A ladder may be just what you need to access your belongings if they’re just out of reach

The jarl has once again asked that I refrain from practicing necromancy in the hold. So I sent his great grandfather over from the cemetery to convince him otherwise

Hammerhead when Spidey is more than 2 inches away or off the ground

this is the best comment i've ever seen on any footage of my game. pack it up. there's no topping this.

Me tomorrow

Athenya@athenya.gay · 9h ago

It's that time of the week again

mini mart

Thoughts are like burgers for the mind

Your lightning blast barely stimulated my wiener, and you expected that to deal shock damage?? Hah! Don’t make me laugh

I would never be led astray, actually, and you’re a fool for suggesting otherwise. Also we should almost be at the oasis, where could it be

brick dog for @septicake.bsky.social thank you for supporting me and putting food on my table!!!!

this is how you should treat me

I no longer want to be shown anything! I’ve seen enough

Just burped and all the candles in the sanctuary went out at once. Uh oh

everyone is struggling and stumbling through life and we all kinda just want our dick sucked

Jackin Goff

Like a cave fish yearning for the warmth of the sun. Like a hunger for the meat of an extinct animal. People crave a good website.