Necropantz
@necropantz.bsky.social
38/queer Cosplay sewing when I'm not in school. Toxic old man yaoi when I am.
Hey, if any of you saw a specific John Oliver bit about beaver lawsuits, just know that circa 2000 I got a charley horse and collapsed in the road outside the shop in question after failing to stalk an elementary school classmate I had a crush on.
I don't pick my favorite characters based on how relatable they are. I pick them based on how compelling whatever wrong with them is, and most importantly, how bad I wanna put my dick in them
What if I spend the entirety of Matsuricon cosplaying clowns
AI is robbing you of the opportunity to make this instead
Davis Bickford@davis.social · 5d agoThe next time you consider making a flier with AI, please also consider that the most intriguing ad I’ve seen this week is a garage sale sign made of particle board with spray painted writing that reads, “GOOD SHIT —>”
Using my status as The Millennial Friend™️ for several younger coworkers to educate them in the old ways of owning your digital music but the tradeoff is that I unload a bunch of beardy artisan burger restaurant albums on them once they buy an mp3 player.
Decided to colour my first DE drawing cause I needed to wind down. (Insp: Miami Disco - Pertubator) #discoelysium #kimkitsuragi #harrydubois
I'm already all in on Gary Oldman being 100000000000x hotter than was necessary in The Fifth Element but I do want it known that seeing him twitch one single undereye muscle on a proper movie theater screen is absolutely wrecking my life
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
I think I've finally hit the point in moving stuff in and dealing with life stress where I can tackle the yard situation. What if I got a novelty outdoor planter that looks like a wishing well and put more ferns in it.
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
V For Vendetta: V Cooks Breakfast
ALT: V For Vendetta: V Cooks Breakfast
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sickorax@ripeteeth.bsky.social · 2w agoWithout saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
I really hate the “I don’t owe anyone anything” mentality because we actually owe each other and this planet a lot. You don’t have to be selfless all the time or burn yourself out but you should be kind and helpful and compassionate to the best of your ability. We need to care about each other more
