I signed up for Lingvano because I don’t have enough apps yelling at me to do a lesson but jokes on the other apps Lingvano doesn’t yell at me and I really like it so far :p Anyway here’s to my childhood dream where we all learn ASL for Reasons. I might be 41 but damnit it’s time
The opening act of tonight’s concert at work was THE EITHER and I think I’m obsessed?????? Like??????? Go check them out NOW?????
Links to places to donate in support of Canadian First Nations affected by the fires!!!!
The Inflation Station (AO3 Writer)@inflation-station.bsky.social · last wk.DAMN Facebook, how much money are the billionaires throwing at you that makes you think I have any interest in what Fox News has to say about the DSA????? Go HOME Facebook, you're DRUNK.
It gives me great pleasure that folks complaining about Lupita Nyong'o’s casting would 100% be turned into pigs by Circe. Every. Last. One. (The only people who MIGHT be protected by moly are actual Greeks complaining louder about Matt Damon but I’m not really seeing those now am I?)
Jimothy is giving me flashbacks to Flaco, and that’s not a good thing, that is a deep edge-of-my-seat-waiting-for-tragedy thing. I cry out “may they live 1000 years” to be reminded of the cutting beauty of our collective mortality. I love you, Jimothy. The same way I love every pigeon and rat.
I was in a Mood and listened to HAMILTON again after a long time and look— so much criticism is legit BUT the rage behind BURN is 100% my wife* how did he tap this shit??? He nailed it. (I was there when her ex cheated on her for the last time. Obviously well before we got together/married)
For my wife’s birthday we’ve gotten into throwing a Summerween costume party in the backyard and this year we figured we’d be Grace and Rocky from PROJECT HAIL MARY, and THEN she thought “oh what if we are Grace and Rocky going to a costume party!”. Naturally, Grace will be zombie!Grace but (cont)
If anyone has recs for places to donate to support the First Nations communities affected by the wildfires in Canada, I would deeply appreciate the links
This is so fucking dystopian but I’m sitting outside at work and I had the thought, “hey at least the hazy from the wildfires is tempering this heat wave by blocking the sun.” 🫠
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DC is, flatly, owed statehood after what they have been through under this man to make sure this shit never happens again
Dave Karpf@davekarpf.bsky.social · last mo.The entire city is on edge right now. It’s 96 degrees, we’re interrupted every 5 min by the sound of low-flying fighter jets, and the president has managed to ruin July 4th. Quietly muttering to myself: “just wait until IT happens. Everyone will be so happy when IT happens. It’ll be incredible…”
“‘My country, right or wrong,’ is a thing that no patriot would think of saying. It is like saying, ‘My mother, drunk or sober.'” -G.K. Chesterton
If you told baby Nella she would be this heartsick and disinterested in the 250 anniversary, she'd think you were pulling her leg. 'O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?' indeed Anyway. Back to work.
I am the most lapsed of Cradle Catholics but every time J “Jeezee Chreezee what in the Peter Thiel-zee” D opens his stupid mouth the need to Crusade against the heretic (note: him, he’s the heretic) rises within me like Jesus on the third day
*Me, seeing the thermostat says the indoor temp is 86F * Hmm. That's pretty warm. Better get the light-blocking curtains and fan set up in the kitchen then. (I don't know how my cold weather loving wife tolerates me I'm a monster)
NBD just weeping over Ecclesiastes 3:9-13 like a totally normal person living at a totally normal time.
I'm just glad the Knicks finally decided to help the women's sports teams carry the championship load for New York City
People say NYC never sleeps, which is wrong. It sleeps in on Sunday mornings, hence brunch. NYC isn’t getting up until 2pm tomorrow and the collective hangover is going to be HELL. You’ll be able to clock it by waving a breathalyzer in the air. GO KNICKS!
I can’t do this any more— *kicks open door * I LOVE EVERY INTERVIEW WITH JAMES ORTIZ AND HIS DAVID LYNCH HAIR.
Supposedly MetaAI has been sending me chat messages since 2024???? Trying to be the new Clippy??? METAAI, YOU'LL NEVER REPLACE MY MOST ANNOYING FRIEND FOR LIFE. Anyway, how to I block an AI on messenger?
Finally got to see PROJECT HAIL MARY in the theater with my wife. It didn't emotional wreck me while viewing the same way it did her, no. It did something worse. It gave me emotional radiation poisoning. It's in my bones. I walked out of the theater but doctors say I have days to live. 👎#IYKYK
Depression era folks WISH they had something as good as tofu to stretch their ground meat. These meatballs are AWESOME.
Apple—I don’t even USE iCloud, stop asking me to accept the new terms and conditions.
Another day, another moment of annoyance as a cradle Catholic that DnD decided to call the thing liches use as the magical repository to store its soul and life force, rendering it immortal a phylactery and not a monstrance. Hell I’d even take ostensorium! If you know you know.
