I would have said the poster who kept asking for "When Spectre go giant and Batman" and "Batman size of Spectre's smallest muscle" but y'know what...rock on with that if it is your thing.
What's the bizarre take by some internet rando that you saw years ago but still think about regularly because it was just so unhinged? Mine is the Redditor who said that all cats hate to be touched by humans and what we interpret as affection and pleasure is actually an expression of their trauma.