Nick
@nickcrossland.bsky.social
Structural engineer and general nerd. Independent beer and Cincinnati Bengals esoterica. I apologise in advance.
Crucible (rotated), by Louis Silverstein, 1987, 📸 by Tim Warner
Big game for the Bengals' offseason acquisitions. Pass rush closed the door
I don't know this Ja'Marr Chase catch is even physically possible
No idea how long this undoubted thread will last but if you think owt of me at all, do it start to finish. Went over to my neighbour’s gaff this afternoon. He’s done book for himself, but fuck me had he had a hard life. A proper, grafting, one-of-nine, “dad kicked the shit out of me” kind of life.
And now you know what happens when I write my own headlines.
Timothy Taylor ate my hamster
Batten down the hatches! The people with nothing better to do have been falling over themselves to get on the radio, telly and internet to call Timoth...
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🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
I’m rewatching the BBC documentary that includes the radio messages and interviews with the people left behind. And archive footage of when a BBC team had followed the crew before. bsky.app/profile/hand...
Nick@handpressed.net · 3d agoThe 2006 BBC documentary - Cruel Sea: The Penlee Lifeboat Disaster - is on YouTube if anyone wants to watch it. It's one of the most moving documentaries I've watched.
Popped on just a handful of snaps. Bright future hopefully 🤞
Nate Tice@natetice.bsky.social · 5d agoreally strong rep from Cashius Howell here (#55). Even if he doesn't get any credit for the sack.
And with the number one overall pick, the Cleveland Browns select...
TW@twesq.bsky.social · 6d agook yeah to hell with this turd
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
This beer makes me genuinely a little emotional. Cask beer imported all the way from California and SO good... elite.
two major tight ends get new contracts on… the 12th
Eddie Murphy as Akeem: I See What You Did There
ALT: Eddie Murphy as Akeem: I See What You Did There
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Bayeux tapestry? More like Bayeux case of delicious beers at pilotbeer.co.uk right! Right?
The doorbell rings. You open it and Kevin Stefanski is there with a jersey that seems unlikely to fit you. "Congratulations, you are the starting quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons," he says, slightly out of breath. You giddily reach up to high five him and tear your rotator cuff
Rotoworld Football@rotoworld-fb.bsky.social · last wk.Tua Tagovailoa (oblique) added to injury report
if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell
3. Davis Mills, Houston Texans The perfect quarterback to get you to 23 points if the defense spots him the ball at midfield a few times. Backup QB Rankings are LIVE! too-deep-zone.ghost.io/nfl-backup-q...
NFL Backup Quarterback Rankings 2026
Mac Jones. Anthony Richardson. Jameis Winston. Andy Dalton. Find out where your team's backup quarterback falls on the "We're probably screwed" to "We're UTTERLY screwed" continuum.
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If this is a protest, whys it so fucking difficult to find out what they are protesting against/for?
Sky News@news.sky.com · 2w agoDozens of masked men stop traffic at Port of Dover as part of 'protest'
Casually glancing at the daylight coming through the 20mm cracks in the walls: Gee, if those suckers get to 25 mill we could have some subsidence Karen...
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w agoUK subsidence claims surge after hottest summer on record
Oh, this is a proper great interview. Well worth a read.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3w ago‘I don’t chase the dollar. I never did’: the astonishing hidden life of Mr T
The year is 2030. Tanner Hudson is cut by the Bengals and resigned to the practice squad. Expected to play a big role during the regular season.
Bengals Up North@bengalsupnorth.bsky.social · 3w ago#Bengals Claim OT Myles Hinton off Waivers From #Eagles; Cut TE Tanner Hudson #BengalsUpNorth bengalsupnorth.com/bengals-clai...
In Santa Claus: The Movie John Lithgow plays B.Z., founder of B.Z. Toys, whose only crime is being really good at making money and capitalising on the success of Christmas by starting Christmas 2!
Andy Churnwell@churnwell.bsky.social · 3w agoEverybody hated Scrooge because their politics of envy meant that they were jealous of his diversified property portfolio and savvy investment choices.