Jasmine Marie Henderson
@nightcrawleroni.bsky.social
late night thoughts and dancing ☁️✨ https://bio.site/favoritemutant
I do not and will not ever understand people who pay a bunch of money to come to a concert just to talk through the entire thing and I’m surrounded by them right now.
I remember someone stole my chocolate donuts in third grade. I didn’t say anything because what was the point.
Yes I have no friends. I think it’s established that I am nice person and I have nothing to offer. I’m pretty boring honestly.
We only rate dogs. This is a baby kangaroo, as you can tell by the kickstart button on her foot. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: supernoodlegirls)
The president of the United States is a mentally deranged con man and a pathological liar.
Tippi Hedren’s 400lb 'pet' Lion — ‘Neil’ — at her California home in 1971. She later said she was “stupid beyond belief” letting a Lion have the run of her house. Yup.
Happy 65th Birthday, August 4th, to the best President in US History. The black man "they" feared, led with humor, dignity & grace for 8 yrs scandal-free, has a beautiful & accomplished family, and is beloved by millions around the world. @barackobama.bsky.social #BarackObama #ThePeoplesPresident
BEYOND WESTWORLD (1980) The TV spin-off based on Michael Crichton’s 1973 sci-fi classic ‘Westworld’. It was nominated for 2 Emmy’s though only 5 episodes were produced and only 3 of those episodes were aired by CBS before cancellation.
Recently, someone asked online if Pinky and the Brain were still trying to take over the world… because they thought that they could do a better job than a certain orange felon. That prompted me to share this cartoon that I drew years ago.
No one is a little concerned about the Pixar -styled makeup commercials?
Intake Specialist really made him upset.
Jeanine Pirro has been summoned to the White House, per MS Now.
I feel mean. Am I mean? I’m just disappointed in pop culture right now. It’s like repeating in itself like a slow roll of anal beads coming out of your ass but it’s really a rolling fart brought on the fact that lettuce is killing people.
I lied a lot in my youth. Now I just don’t care.
How many times has my aunt(s) been kidnapped?
CARTOON OF THE DAY (if you know who made this let us know)
Please don’t ask me to train I’ll scream.
I feel like this site Wally’s making fun of my youth.
I just remembered there was Dirty Dancing 2…
If I was this stupid and incompetent, I would be out of a job... just saying.
Y’all stole a book about interior design, then attempted to steal money out of my account. Girl. What was the point?