Our latest episode is on stage, on ice, and on your podcast feeds! It's our annual Q&A, so tune in to hear our recent movie reviews, tips for guests, and fleeing from responsibility.

277: Lindsay and Tanner Answer a Televisual Universe of Questions | Not If I Reboot You First!

As we reach the end of our 8th year of podcasting, we look back on what they've accomplished while answering questions from our friends and viewers! Time to find out what mediums are left to reboot, h...

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This is being recorded tonight!

Not If I Reboot You First@niiryfpod.bsky.social · 3w ago

ALSO! The next episode we record will be our annual Q&A episode! It'll be one week from today (Thursday, August 27th), so if you've got any interesting or silly or cool questions to ask of us about podcasting, reboots, or life in general, feel free to send them our way!

I got to talk about a lifelong dream adaptation of mine: Romance of the Three Kingdoms but its set in 2010's era backyard wrestling. It fucking owned.

Not If I Reboot You First@niiryfpod.bsky.social · 3w ago

We're joined by @badfuckinpodcasts.com for our newest episode, where they're bringing the Romance of the Three Kingdoms to the modern day (well, early 10s) in the form of a mixed-media backyard wrestling drama. So feed your homie a chicken nugget, write a call-out post for Dong Zhou, and listen now!

If you were on gbywn or wrestled in the Midwest: this is for you and also I'm sorry for that time I stole all that lou malnatis I don't think I realized how much that was and also I was a dick

Also I didn't spend nearly enough time figuring out entrance music for each wrestler. You know Zhang Fei is rolling up with some a day to remember or some shit. I'll die by Cao Cao Popular - Veronicas

docs.google.com/document/d/1... Here's also the link I sent them to try and summarize a single part of an ancient Chinese text

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Hey Tanner, Hey Lindsay: woe. Ancient chinese literature be upon you. Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a 14th century historical novel attributed to Luo Guanzhong about the turbulent final years of t...

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Don't forget - Q&A episode is being recorded this Thursday! send us questions here or in our discord!

Not If I Reboot You First@niiryfpod.bsky.social · 3w ago

ALSO! The next episode we record will be our annual Q&A episode! It'll be one week from today (Thursday, August 27th), so if you've got any interesting or silly or cool questions to ask of us about podcasting, reboots, or life in general, feel free to send them our way!

Shadowfax v red hare power scaling discussion, locked after 500 pages

We're joined by @badfuckinpodcasts.com for our newest episode, where they're bringing the Romance of the Three Kingdoms to the modern day (well, early 10s) in the form of a mixed-media backyard wrestling drama. So feed your homie a chicken nugget, write a call-out post for Dong Zhou, and listen now!

276: Riley Yards in the Ancient Imperial Midwest [Romance of the Three Kingdoms] | Not If I Reboot You First!

Kids, don't try this at home. Or do! Today Riley's teaching Tanner and Lindsay all about backyard wrestling, the drama that spins out of that, and how it's pretty similar to the courtroom dramas of th...

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WE FIXED THE PUZZLE KNIFE

J Riley L Hopkins@badfuckinpodcasts.com · 3w ago

they've introduced the puzzle knife in episode 2. holy shit. they have it.

@corpserevivers.bsky.social @sparkyupstart.bsky.social and I are fucking geniuses

J Riley L Hopkins@badfuckinpodcasts.com · 3w ago

moonshot.mov we're cooking over here

rewrite relay continues to go fucking crazy

Sheev's new plan

Oh boy I can't wait to re-reboot a Stars War!!!

Moonshot Podcast Network@moonshotpods.bsky.social · 3w ago

Tonight at 9:30 EST / 8:30 CST on moonshot.mov, a whole new group of writers takes up the baton of the REWRITE RELAY! What does Star Wars Episode II look like in a world where there are four Padmes, Maul is still a Jedi Knight, and Shmi Skywalker is the assassin who killed Qui-Gon Jin?

ALSO! The next episode we record will be our annual Q&A episode! It'll be one week from today (Thursday, August 27th), so if you've got any interesting or silly or cool questions to ask of us about podcasting, reboots, or life in general, feel free to send them our way!

In case you missed it, we had an Incredible time with Theo last week (see what we did there?) Check out the latest episode where we workshop together an Incredibles 2 that's more than just the first movie again!

Not If I Reboot You First@niiryfpod.bsky.social · last mo.

We're building a better Incredibles sequel with @fourwholemoons.bsky.social in our latest episode, and together we're gonna do what Brad couldn't - like, actually say something about heroes, give the characters arcs, give up on Dad's dream, and discover the power of Bi for Bi for Bi. Listen now!

Look, it's NOT an easy job. They watch movies and then make up jokes about them

your objectivist philosophies won't save you this time Mr. Bird

Not If I Reboot You First@niiryfpod.bsky.social · last mo.

We're building a better Incredibles sequel with @fourwholemoons.bsky.social in our latest episode, and together we're gonna do what Brad couldn't - like, actually say something about heroes, give the characters arcs, give up on Dad's dream, and discover the power of Bi for Bi for Bi. Listen now!

We're building a better Incredibles sequel with @fourwholemoons.bsky.social in our latest episode, and together we're gonna do what Brad couldn't - like, actually say something about heroes, give the characters arcs, give up on Dad's dream, and discover the power of Bi for Bi for Bi. Listen now!

275: Theo's Got Brad Bird Tied Up in the Corner of his Room [Incredibles 2] | Not If I Reboot You First!

When it comes to sequels, Brad Bird chose poorly. Theo's brought a full vision of a better Incredibles sequel for this episode, and while we start changing it up pretty quickly, it sparks a lot of fun...

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Episode 31 - The Kids From Yesterday We finally arrive at the beginning. binarybreak.libsyn.com/site/3...

Binary Break: 31 - The Kids From Yesterday

We finally arrive at the beginning. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Christina Woods, Jake Mason, Sky Ertl, Tanner Vogelgesang, Ann McShane, Annie Craton, and Riley Hopkins! Content Warnings (contains spoilers):  There's a whole bunch of sad and weird and complicated and intense feelings basically the entire episode this time. Lots of crying. 26:25-27:15 - Billy's dad drops some casual subtextual homophobia 27:15-29:15 - Off-screen implication of Penny's mom's neglect/alcoholism 33:45-34:28 - Discussion of auto accidents/injuries 34:28-38:00 - LOTS of jokes about food poisoning/diarrhea 56:05-1:03:42 - Bridge's dad is mean to him/yells at him. Bridge jumps out of a moving car and runs away. 1:23:55-1:24:52 - Discussion of Jordan's cut-up arms. He expresses anxiety about infection. 1:37:55-1:38:10 - Billy accidentally bumps his already broken finger. Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song this time was "Foolish," by Hashme Lloyd, and our closing theme was by Nice Wizard. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! Find us on Bluesky or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to

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I need a hero! Coming very soon on Riley Hopkins & Their Amazing Friends... @joshnichols.bsky.social , @jakemason.bsky.social , and @theedgeofmypete.bsky.social join me for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: YEAR OF THE DRAGON. We go crazy with this one, a systemless 8 episodes of playing with toys!

broke: The Incredibles is about how objectivism is morally correct woke: The Incredibles is about how the first step to self-improvement is having an emotional affair

While we're talking about The Odyssey, can we take a second to appreciate one of the greatest exchanges of dialogue in the history of superhero fiction?

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.

Ah heck, let's post a little early. We're joined by @sandwichsurplus.bsky.social in our latest episode to reboot The Dark Universe! But there's no Tom Cruise here, nah, we're headed back to join Rick and Evy from The Mummy and watch them take on all the Universal Horror classics! Take a listen now!

274: Sky Just Wants Brendan Fraser to Have a Good Time [The Dark Universe] | Not If I Reboot You First!

Welcome to a new podcast about the Dark Universe - for this week, at least. Our friend Sky makes his inaugural appearance to reboot Universals repeatedly failed attempt at cinematic worldbuilding by g...

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We’re gonna need a new word that is stronger than “hate” because it’s no longer sufficient for articulating just how much I hate these fucking guys

The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I’m sorry what

unionized legal workers at Advocates for Trans Equality are now facing layoffs after the org went on a c-suite hiring spree. in this political moment, laying off frontline staff who meet trans legal needs is unconscionable

these are the union’s requests for community solidarity. @transequality.bsky.social there’s still time to change your mind if you don’t want to destroy relationships with the communities you’re supposed to serve

Do you like spiders? How about really BIG spiders with furry pelts, more teeth than possible, and it likes scritches and gourmet cooking? Then you'll love Giant Spider & Me, as well as our reboot where we pitch how to expand this cozy post-apocalyptic tale into a full anime. Take a listen!