Noel
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I once nutmegged Roberto Carlos. He wasn’t happy. I also went in goal for David Beckham to practice free kicks. He was very good.
We are now going to see a rash of pointless micro nation referendums aren't we. This seasons flags on lampposts.
I'm not surprised but I'm truly disgusted that this narrative of "dangerous fighting age men posing a threat to women and children" is genuinely doing the rounds on the media with almost no push back at all. This is 1930s level stuff.
Overseas crypto bungs to #Reform will be about as popular with the electorate as brown Play-Doh
Those Crypto billionaires giving fractions of their wealth to #Reform might not feel so generous when they realise they will HAVE to live in the UK until after the election. The cops need to ensure that they do.
How many oysters and pints of black velvet does £36 million buy ? #Reform #cryptobung
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
Another police investigation into #Reform finances. Farage will use it as proof that the “establishment” won’t let him do whatever he pleases. The rest of us will use it as proof that the “the law” won’t let him do whatever he pleases. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Police launch criminal investigation into Reform UK donations
The investigation, which follows a broadcast by Channel 4 News, is being folded into the inquiry that has been under way into other donations.
bbc.co.uk
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
Balaclava clad thugs prepared to attack the police, offering to support for your political party is not a good look. #SkyNews
"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"
I mean this is just an open invitation to get photoshopped into ridicule.
#verbatim deserve huge credit for doing proper journalism, where other outlets fear to tread. www.instagram.com/reel/Dc1RjFe...
Verbatim on Instagram: "🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨 We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch the full 35-minute investigation follow link in bi...
237K likes, 3,678 comments - verbatim_productions on September 3, 2026: "🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨 We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch t...
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Associate Professor of Divinity at #CambridgeUniversity and #Reform money man James Orr, has been caught in a #Ch4News corrupt political funding sting. His positions at both are now untenable. Will he spill the beans on other dodgy payments to save his skin ??
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
channel4news.substack.com
Just a reminder, Professor James Orr, Reform UK head of policy, teaches 'ethics' to undergraduates at Cambridge University youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI
Guinness topped with Champagne and half a dozen oysters…Farage is such a man of the people. Plus the overseas funding of course. #Channel4News
Farage has forged a political career out of complaining
The Tories f**cked Britain with austerity and Brexit then made it a whole lot worse by putting Truss in power to test out the batshit ideas of Tufton Street think tanks... They are not only a spent force but proven architects of decline who are in no position to lecture Burnham on anything ...
#Trump needs something to suspend voting in the November mid term elections. He knows he’s going to get battered. My best guess is that he concocts a scenario to invade #Greenland
Ironclad rule of politics: you can't be in government of a major economy with a large majority and complain about something but refuse to do anything about it. This position looks a bit nuts, but also unsustainable in the medium term. Why fight it? (blaming leaving 🇪🇺 is good, however) 1
This Burnham line on electoral reform is important: "I do believe there needs to be a mandate to make that change... I believe we will need to get a consensus at the next election. And if there is that consensus, then a change can be made in the next parliament."
Half an hour after publish this, get an email from Reform saying can’t come to this year’s conference 🤔
🔴Isabel Oakeshott has fiercely defended Nigel Farage's £5m 'gift' from Christopher Harborne. But privately, weeks before the 2024 election, she called Harborne "untrustworthy" - and said she didn't believe he was funding Reform at all. 🧵 democracyforsale.substack.com/p/untrustwor...