The sexiest thing a man can do is weed the garden and water the flowers.
Public announcement: When you google Jimothy he runs across the screen now. 🤷🏼♀️🤣🦝
I watched a podcast once where a guy went up against a woman and he started it with saying “men are good people.” And by the end was crashing out saying “all women deserve to be raped.” And he STILL thought he was a good guy. And that pretty much sums up men.
Gen X lost another piece of its soundtrack today. Thank you, Bonnie Tyler, for giving us songs we still turn up way too loud in the car. Rest easy. ❤️
Interviewer: What are your top three strengths? Me: Aggressively questioning leadership, being breathtakingly sanctimonious, and having an elite ability to prioritise going home.
ennui and cattywampus are branches on the same tree, and you know what they're doing
Forget cards. I’m carrying around flags and calling people offsides when they annoy me
