say hi to my drippy monarch

Ya I’m mid 50’s and I still think it’s mind blowing I can print from my phone.

Writing an angrily worded letter to Court TV demanding to know where all the jesters are.

Here there Delilah What’s it like over in The City Heard you don’t like IPAs But girl tonight you look so thirsty Yes you dooo Don’t let them give you ribbon blue This Bud’s for you

folks stopped naming their kids Shecky and that’s a damn shame 

Ignore each other and chill?

"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

Interviewer: list five words that describe your character Me: I'll just see myself out

notdaredevil@skeptyk.bsky.social · last wk.

Interviewer: list five words that describe your character Me: I'll just write indecisive. Wait!

Developing a prediction market app for banger skeets.

When I was a teen, my friend and I wanted to see how many times we could go around a roundabout before the cops pulled us over. The answer is 16

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean liner, featuring all onboard meals and drinks included, a complimentary shore excursion in every port, free Wi-Fi and 24 hour room service!

Portal Wombat

If you're going to be loud, you owe it to the community to be interesting.

Watching Mortal Kombat (2021) Why make up a new character as the protagonist when there’s already a thousand game characters? “Which character should we follow for the movie?” “How about a new character that’s an MMA fighter with no personality?”

If you didn’t like that one, then you won’t like this one either: What is a frog’s favorite soda? Croaka cola

Wilbur72@wilboo72.bsky.social · 23h ago

What is a frog’s favorite book genre? Croak and Dagger

Bluesky is adult day care...act accordingly.

Danielle Smith says police should focus on crime not free speech | Edmonton Journal share.google/SBlydMY2PeaJ...

Premier Danielle Smith criticizes Edmonton police for video on hate reporting

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says police should be focused on addressing violent crime not policing free speech.

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100 members in a group chat? In this economy?

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

I’ve been very philipopsicle lately No I meant philosoficle Wait that should say philosococal I’ve been doing a lot of thinking…

The Mortal Kombat reboot and 2 aren’t “good” movies but they’re fun in a goofy way which seems like the intention Worth seeing once but not worth repeat viewing

Talk with 99 people who have no interest in me? What is this my high school reunion.

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

U.S. to close Winnipeg consula... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

U.S. to close Winnipeg consulate as cost-saving measure, Trump administration says | CBC News

Plans to close the U.S. Consulate in Winnipeg mean the United States will "lose touch with a broad swath of Canada," a former employee says.

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After all these years, my husband still believes me when I threaten his mother.

i see on my camera that there's a package on my porch but i don't feel like getting up and i don't remember ordering anything and now i'm wondering if it's a bomb which would be exciting but i still don't wanna get up

All I'm saying is there are no donut parasites

I don’t want to converse with 1 person, much less 100.

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

Stop. You had me at “Let’s leave before it gets crowded.”

Good thing, I can find humor in everything and be easily entertained just sitting and watching absolute unhinged bullshit.

It isn’t that I don’t do Mondays-Monday just always does me harder, then bums a cigarette afterward and runs off with my lighter.