Northern Monkey
@northernmonkey.bsky.social
Consultant. "Mouthy Northern Git". #NUFC Anti-fascist, Ally, Anti-Tory (Blue and Red)
Femi isn't anti-Israel. He's pro-bandwagon. There's a grift here.
Ladies and Gents... LBC Bias! Rachel Johnson: Israel has not been committing genocide. Gideon Falter: Israel has not been committing genocide. Me: Um actually, Israel... Rachel Johnson:*INTERRUPTS* Stop talking about Israel!
Re: the disgusting bathroom guidance USE THE BATHROOM THAT FITS *YOU*. FUCK THE FASCISTS. And to anyone with the privilege to not have to worry about bathroom police: Protect people. If some arsehole challenges someone brave enough to use the bathroom they SHOULD use, shut that shit down - hard.
Your frequent reminder that Andy Burnham is just Starmer 2.0 - a dangerous Red Tory.
Lovely bit o change here from Burnham. “Change” clearly means something else when you are in politics.
I’m going to shut up about him after this because I’m as sick of hearing about him as everyone else, but: I think it’s important to understand that the media wagon-circling around someone like liddle is the reason saville et al were able to get away with horrendous acts of abuse for decades
I've noticed an increasing number of posters here limiting responses to their followers. This is all cool, but it feels a bit off in some cases, and this is social media. Anyway, I block 'em all, cos I'm petty as fuck.
Andy Burnham was the best hope Labour had.......and he's a proper, proper arsehole. Think, for a second, how bad the others in that party are. It's terrifying. Fuck Burnham. Just another Red Tory.
So 'nice', 'liberal' Andy Burnham is going to preside over by far the largest peacetime roll-back of human rights in the history of the UK. But he is going to remove our human rights "compassionately' "Compassionate oppression" will be the graffitti on his gravestone.
I HAVE BEEN SUBSIDIZING WALMART AND AMAZON STARVING THEIR EMPLOYEES FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
He was an absolute hateful arsehole, attacking the most vulnerable from his position of privilege, and a potential paedophile. But you do you.
I am saddened by the tone of commentary in this place about my former BBC colleague. The level of vitriol seems more suited to the other place. I worked with Rod at the Today programme. He took no prisoners, but he was witty and personally capable of genuine warmth. My sympathy to his family.
Hang on....... "Duke* Ferdinand is BS" What?? He got shot in the fucking neck** * ARCHDUKE. Tate truly is the worst kind of person - the vaguely informed. ** And no one, ever, has said that the assassination was the ONLY reason for WW1. Ffs
Andrew Tate says he is receiving thousands of letters in jail, his own cart just for him. Even though only two guys can be seen outside his detention centre protesting. And even though most of his fans are schoolchildren who have never sent a letter in their life.
Sophie Cunningham is an arsehole who openly shots on vulnerable minorities, and lauds her friendship with a man who beats his wife.
The sheer spitefulness, the loathing for independent-minded women and anyone saying the wrong thing, runs like a thread though this hateful Guardian piece (And well done Sophie, because they attack when they can’t silence) www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a...
Iranian officials say they have documented a pattern of oil market manipulation tied to Axios reports and Trump administration insiders, including evidence of a $9Bn insider-trading operation linked to Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff. I. AM. Shocked.
Please forgive me, Bluesky people, but my novel, Blotto, is on a renewed surge it would seem. A few must have bought it. I only make about a quid on each sale on @amazon so won’t be retiring just yet. Ha! Brahms and Liszt, a loosely based sequel in the trilogy is coming along. Do wish me luck.
The Blue amorphous butterfly (Morpho peleides) is a liar
The blue amorphous butterfly (Morpho peleides) has no blue pigment anywhere in its body. Instead, the vibrant blue color is a physical illusion created by physics and geometry, known as structural coloration. 😊 IG: @entomologied en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structu...
Hate is etched into this harridan's face.
Sarah Porchin.. the face of a woman driven “mad when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people" insults the French with a puerile, ignorant comment because they criticize Reforms BS use of Navy against migrants And I imagine probably never tires of squeezing the paws of kittens..
There was howling outrage at the Bondi shooting, while Palestinians killed by Israel on any given day in Gaza never even makes a blip in the news…
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
And to all the immigrants who make our country work despite the disgusting abuse they get: thank you. You are each worth a million times more than dinosaurs like Lowe.
I just can’t believe we’re seeing this sort of stuff from a sitting MP Just want to say to British Somalis that you are loved and I’m so, sorry this is happening.
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Badenoch (a liar and arsehole) says this is about second chances. This cunt is guilty of: Assaulting a copper The Crewkern bullshit Burglary Racial harassment Posting antisemitic crap Malicious comms Being a neo-Nazi THAT'S NOT A SECOND CHANCE. PUNCH THIS NAZI CUNT. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ex neo-Nazi Joshua Bonehill-Paine selected as Tory candidate
Joshua Bonehill-Paine was jailed in 2015 after posting antisemitic remarks ahead of a protest.
bbc.co.uk
This is what passes for a ceasefire in israel. Carry on murdering because so far there have been no consequences for our actions. How many more people must israel murder before the world says "ENOUGH"?
"2 Palestinians, incl. a child, were killed and several others injured on Sunday evening after an Israeli airstrike targeted a tent sheltering displaced people on al-Thawra Street in the al-Rimal neighborhood, west of Gaza City." english.wafa.ps/Pages/Detail... #GazaNews #Israel #News #Palestine
Okay! So hello. My name is Allison Gill. For the last 9 years, you’ve known me as Mueller, She Wrote. I used to have to be anonymous. But not anymore. So, hello world!
Changed my name from Mueller, She Wrote to my actual name, Allison Gill. Hoping I can get my blue check back. @joshpetri.bsky.team can you help?