this is all i will post now sorry
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Follow me for neat prizes Miners DNI 🫵🦾🖖
not bagmonkey@notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 1h ago
not posting is my job, alright bucko. i'm not a good poster
anyone who hates on crystal healing obviously has never stuck a rock up their ass
anyone who hates on crystal healing obviously has never stuck a rock up their ass
have you considered that's a bad idea because my undergrad econ book said so
Min maxing my vape usage like a true millennial
not bagmonkey@notbagmonkey.bsky.social · last wk.Snorting my vape to see if that’s more efficient
Snorting my vape to see if that’s more efficient
do you think these pixel frame people hate or love us?
pixelframe.design@pixelframe.bsky.social · last wk.Sure, Snickers has already had a campaign where they replaced the name with other words, but I have a feeling you'll want to use some words in this they wouldn't approve of. The Snickers Font & Logo Generator is live now!
Would You Get Dome From The Mitch McConnell GluckGluck 5000?
thinking about peptides and how that would be a great name for an antiacid medication
what the fuck is this rasta trent ass shit lmao
dillo (yc)@dillo.media · last wk.literally sounds like an ai reggae song that would describe how to make baked potatoes
they contracted the sex doll company to make an animatronic Mitch McConnell except they left the GluckGluck 5000 on it
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · last wk.BREAKING: A statement from the Office of the Attending Physician says Mitch McConnell "is not yet medically cleared to leave the rehab facility and return to the office." A photo from McConnell's office:
they contracted the sex doll company to make an animatronic Mitch McConnell except they left the GluckGluck 5000 on it
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · last wk.BREAKING: A statement from the Office of the Attending Physician says Mitch McConnell "is not yet medically cleared to leave the rehab facility and return to the office." A photo from McConnell's office:
it is a well-documented phenomenon in advanced posting theory that the economy is objectively good and my hog is thriving. you can keep yelling 'THE DATA IS CLEAR' at me. it only makes my opinions worse
I’m unsure whether @whstancil.bsky.social or @ghazelleberner.bsky.social is supposed to be Will Stancil’s less trust fund vibes based economical analysis
before you post, just think. what is your place in society going to be when we nationalize YUM! Brands
"Bloodless Quant" is a death threat. Quants need blood to live.
(in my meekest posters voice) got dang cheeto in the white house…
did youi guys know the nazis fled to argentina. and you're rooting for them.. during a genocide. . .
A dick that sucks itself so a man doesn’t go mad (if that’s what drives a man mad)
every time i see someone is blocking me i just cant believe it, im so lovely