the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.

My youngest kid, crying: "I hate this game but I want to play it" We've all been there buddy.

The Archive but it's a videogame from 1998.

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

RIP Bill Oddie. Legend.

Made sure to make my dog shit in the woods, as per the sign

Threads finally got its first good post

Ahh, 9:15 a.m. Friday. The traditional end to the work week

obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo

B&H council now only posting on Meta properties or LinkedIn. Kinda weird.

Brighton & Hove City Council@brighton-hove.gov.uk · 5d ago

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“Oh wow! …WOW” was not the reaction I was hoping to hear from the professional exterminator about my wasp situation.

I guess trying to avoid my grandparent, they're going to be pissed I took their job

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

starting a collection of quotes like this

Pre-2022 books are going to be like that steel from ships sunk before the 1940s that's free of radiation from atomic bombs.

Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival@theharvestmaid.bsky.social · last wk.

Why is everything so transparently evil now?

I drive a 2007 Sony Nintendo

This is not a place of maxxing...no highly-esteemed gigachad is commemorated here... What is here mogged us...it mogged us in our time as it moggs you in yours...

“Go for it, Sidney! You’ve got it! You’ve got it! Good hands! Don’t choke!”

Sunlight.

Descent. Kids' brains these days couldn't cope with a zero-G 6-degrees-of-freedom shooter.

headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · last wk.

what's everyone else's fab examples of once massively popular and influential landmark titles in especially western games from back in the day that have just been forgotten and abandoned completely now. mine is black and white

I’m doing the best I can, and also the worst I can get away with

Everyone's talking about the new Ebenezer film has got this stuck in my head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T...

The Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode HD

YouTube video by themosttogain

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"You want to talk to Count Binface and then you get me on Newsnight and you start trying to deconstruct a character - I would say what are we doing here? On a program that used to construct proper investigative journalism and is now a souped-up podcast" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Sm...

When Count Binface tore up Newsnight

YouTube video by Count Binface

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So just HYPOTHETICALLY how much hassle down the line will it really cause if I open this bank account for my kid and set their title as Squadron Leader or His Royal Excellency or Admiral of the Seas?

some certified lil guys from the Museum of Anthropology today

Real "why do we need all these doctors, everyone is healthy" vibes

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 2w ago

It's a wild situation! So exciting to be at a new point in history, "Wealthy nations get so wealthy that they forget what they have & throw it all away." A brand-new set of problems. What a time to be alive.

Shelved by Genre once again making me ask the important questions - would the Minions have served Sauron?

I regret to inform you that the British people are back on their (our) bullshit