IRAN HAS SIGNALED IT IS WILLING TO REOPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ BUT IS DEMANDING THE RIGHT TO COLLECT TRANSIT FEES, SECURITY GUARANTEES AGAINST FUTURE ATTACKS, AN END TO THE U.S. NAVAL BLOCKADE AND RELIEF FROM U.S. OIL SANCTIONS. - WSJ
David Leigh Roth
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Isn’t it about time that we stopped asking stupid, rhetorical questions? "Best viewed from a distance. A pillock" - Gary Oldman Author of many emails Go Bills
This is the only gilded thing I wanna see
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · yesterday“.. it’s one thing for Trump to have a personal fascination with one of the world’s most expensive metals. It’s another for the president to flaunt it at a time when many Americans are struggling to pay rent ..” @theatlantic.com www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
We traced the call. It's coming from inside the house.
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
lol, whoopsie! An "author" of a travel guide sold on Amazon forgot to proofread their own book and left in some AI prompt responses. (via reddit)
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Had a first last night out at dinner. Waitress was describing the specials, and said one dish came with “shit” “take” mushrooms. I nearly spit my drink across the table. 😆
Vincent Pastore, actor most known for his role as Salvatore “Big Pussy” Bonpensiero on HBO’s The Sopranos, has died at 80
Vincent Pastore Dies: 'The Sopranos' Star Was 80
Vincent Pastore, known for playing mobsters in film and TV, most notably Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero on HBO's The Sopranos, has died. He was 80.
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Blue Myself - Arrested Development
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The New Yorker@newyorker.com · 4d agoResearchers stimulated highly specific cone cells to create the perception of a new color. People who work with pigments are more excited about the first new inorganic blue in two centuries. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kk8ouN
Was talking to a buddy about the Late Show with David Letterman, and it reminded me of this bit where they drop bowling balls from seven stories up into a bathtub on the street filled with chocolate pudding and it always cracks me up
dropping a bowling ball in a bathtub full of pudding
YouTube video by 4thcouch
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NEW Trump merch alert: The Presidential Neck Vag is the MAGA accessory you've been waiting for!
Thankfully you can avoid this abomination. You will not receive a "Patriot Passport" passport if you: * Apply online * Mail in your application * Apply at an acceptance facility * Apply at a U.S. embassy or consulate abroad
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 6d agoNobody asked for this
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Exclusive: RFK Jr. will host a new cooking show with celebrity chefs
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series.
usatoday.com
This is why we can't have nice things.
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
Trump appears to be slumped over asleep at Lindsey Graham's funeral
