What a strange night.

So a witness in a case just sent me a network (friend??) request on LinkedIn. That’s a first.

We complain a lot but we have a good life. With good people in it. & the crazies in our life could be lots and lots worse. They aren’t so bad.

Every day I’m reminded the general public is stupid. Like, I’m not even trying to be mean. They are just intellectually stunted.

I really like 💯 as an emoji. But why can’t we have 75 in the same font? Some days it’s hard to feel 💯

Uncle Dennis.

Columbo Enjoys His Hot Tea

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Wasn’t me

My favorite movie

Todd Vaziri@tvaziri.com · 4d ago

"Dave" (1993) fuckin rocks.

I just don’t want to do anything anymore.

Makes me proud to be a personal injury attorney. But I think they are wrong. Isn’t Wile E. a “supergenius”?

lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸@whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 7d ago

Now this is what I call committing to the bit.

We like our e-Niro

Digital Brain@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · last wk.

Very close behind was the Hyundai Kona Electric (64 kWh) with 97.18%, followed by the Kia EV6 (77.4 kWh) with 95.95%.

Next Friday is one of my favorite events, the burning of a giant effigy (giant chthulu in the sky was probably my favorite part last year tho)

Three nights ago in Albuquerque

Hut Hut?

You put him in place @heinrich.senate.gov Could stop voting yes on Trump’s appointees?

Kelsey Atherton@atherton.bsky.social · last wk.

Hey @heinrich.senate.gov do you still feel good about your votes to advance Mullin's nomination out of committee and to confirm him as DHS Secretary? There's too many ICE abductions to list but "father grabbed while his 11yo daughter watched in parking lot of Santa Fe clinic" will never leave me.

I get about 4-7 emails a day offering a line of credit for our office. The sender just wants us to send them 4 prior bank account statements & our personal information. To a name on the net with no building, address, or business name.

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Wiseguy Season 2 episode 19. A small part, but he never played a small role.

it’s the aggressive reading of each title that really sends the message home 🥹🥹🥹

Garry@thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚

My assistant just contacted a witness after looking for 2 hours. OC has said they can’t find her. Witness will be sending us a copy of the certified letter they sent her.

This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”

RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-

I have no idea who the governor of Tennessee is. Not a clue. That governor is a fool if he doesn’t ask her family to allow her to lay in state at their statehouse

Now is a great time to make a tax-deductible donation to your local Imagination Library partner who bears a significant part of the cost of Dolly’s book club. Click “check availability” to find your local org. imaginationlibrary.com

[Exit Queen.]

I rarely feel a strong emotion about celebrity deaths but Dolly hits so hard. What an incredible example of how to be a wealthy woman, I hope she died knowing she made a real difference. Going to shut my door and have a little cry.

Fuck. Nooooooooooooo

Seriously some people should just not have children

Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness has never taken doughnuts to the office.