Why is this so funny to me 😆 “Stauber shot back...“You have no idea what Congressman Emmer is dealing with right now… He’s fighting for his damn life today.” “…Stauber’s office clarified in an email at 4 p.m. that Emmer is “not fighting for his life. He had a series of foot surgeries.”

Rep. Pete Stauber raises questions about Rep. Tom Emmer’s health with Farmfest comments

Stauber said his fellow Republican is “fighting for his damn life,” but his office later walked back the comments.

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World’s cutest snoozer

Hey this why you should fucking fire people for sexual harassment BEFORE THEY GET ELECTED

Naomi Kritzer@naomikritzer.bsky.social · 6d ago

This incident took place while she worked at City Hall, so probably when she was Mayor Carter's policy director, which she was from January 2018 through September 2021 (per her LinkedIn).

Also this would be a great time for men to talk about how men can also be victims of harassment, rape, and abuse. It’s a topic that deserves real discussion (not just to come up when men want to suppress discussion about the harassment, rape, and abuse women are victims of).

The thing is it’s just super easy not to sexually harass people

Look at this distinguished creature I retrieved from the groomers 😌

Why is it when people say Vote Blue No Matter Who it’s always Nazi tattoo and Actually Republican candidates - like what good does Voting Blue do when the fuckers vote for war and crypto and transphobia just like a Republican

Truthout@truthout.org · 2w ago

Conservative Democrat Sen. John Fetterman has cast the deciding vote to defeat yet another Senate war powers resolution aimed at reining in the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran, just hours after the House passed a provision to do so.

Torn between knowing I don’t *really* want to know how the Odyssey is Woke but also wondering how the hell the Odyssey could be considered woke 😞 Risks of being too online

Explaining to my dog that we fucking hate helicopters

Trans rights are human rights. Centrists catering to this obsession with scapegoating and fear mongering trans folks is both short sighted and evil, frankly.

Look at this ridiculous creature

These asshole dog owners are making me wish exile was a thing. The fucking year we’ve had, the you decide biggest rights violation is your dog being unable to shit on sacred ground?????? Mother fuckers using slogans for murdered, kidnapped, and systemically dehumanized folks for their damn dogs

White people can we PLEASE stop horribly coopting movements for justice and human rights??? Why do you need your dog defecating on sacred ground. Equating this no NODAPL or immigrant rights makes me literally sick what is wrong with us

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 2mo ago

man says closing minnehaha dog park is “like shoot first, ask questions later” i beg white people to talk about dog issues without appropriating human tragedy like this especially when it’s typically used for police killing BIPOC people

remember when jody wynen ran for the district 4 minneapolis park board seat for 5 minutes last year? these signs are an unhinged appropriation of native culture by dog owners “water is life” came from water protectors at standing rock!

Contrary to what this photo implies, she’s actually killing me with farts right now

Home Depot keeps serving me ads to “refresh my space” with “storage solutions” and it’s just garbage bags 🥲

Literally every city or county employee / official that failed Moturi should be fired or removed from office. It continues to be a stain on our city that this happened and that there are no consequences

Moturi shooting: City of Minneapolis, former police chief sued over neighbor shooting

Davis Moturi, who was shot in 2024 after warning the Minneapolis Police Department (MPD) about repeated threats from his neighbor, is suing the city, the former police chief, the couple who sold him h...

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Have a new puppy causing puppy chaos and yet *I* am the dumbass who spills a full glass of water on my bed and floor while she sleeps sweetly in her crate

have tapped into unknown levels of personal rage in this tbh, Minnesotans were SHELTERING IN PLACE TO AVOID BEING KIDNAPPED BY GOVERNMENT SPONSORED TERRORISTS fuck everyone forever who thinks our response was uncalled for. i hope you never suffer what my neighbors did. fuck 60 minutes.

winston@winston.cc · 2mo ago

hey fuck anyone who thinks that a "balanced" story about Operation Metro Surge requires treating protesters as on equal footing as the goddamn Federal US Government's masked paramilitary agents. Prestige journalists showing their whole ass here.

Have you ever seen a creature this smug

Update: Latonya Reeves has officially filed to run in the Democratic Primary against Ilhan. This means, according to our new Leave of Absence policy, she is officially committing malfeasance and must be removed from her party positions ASAP.

Time for the regular public service announcement /reminder that the Strib was bought by local billionaire and former GOP State Senator Glen Taylor in 2014 for the stated purpose of making the state paper of record more conservative and Taylor has done this. END

Pippa says giving her tummy troubles during Pride is homophobic and tbh I agree

The face of a precious infant who miiiiight have thrown up on the way home and is plum tuckered out

Kaytie deserves to be seated and her unit deserves their duly elected delegate!

Ms. K tweets@whatmsksaid.bsky.social · 2mo ago

if u are a delegate to this weekend’s Minnesota DFL state convention, i am asking for ur support in seating me tomorrow, Friday, May 29 @ 4:00pm in Rochester. i have been duly elected three times this year by my SD60 DFL community. community elections matter more than secret committee decisions:

Today, @stargays.bsky.social and I are launching The Pledge for Trans Liberation. We are asking DFL candidates across the state to pledge to support trans Minnesotans in specific, meaningful ways in office. thepledgefortransliberation.org

Picking up my puppy this week, and out of my brain excited, but also thinking of this old man who I loved more than anything and I have been missing for a year now

What if Pedro Pascal does a Guthrie show and then I run into him around town and then accidentally tell him about the Pedro Pascal magnets I made during library crafts

1) learned the word shambolic, 2) we told them, 3) this “shambles” report is the same as other consultant crap in constant use - I wish all of it was labeled “one guy’s opinion” and “literally no data” instead of people deciding “we need to add a little racism back to widen appeal” is fact driven

Stacey Burns@wentrogue.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ope, made the front page of today's Guardian

I’m sick of fellow queers running on their LGBT identity and then throwing our trans fam under the bus.