Olive Garden: We Follow Zeus's Law

you wouldn't last a second in my marketplace of ideas

boss: we'd like you to start utilizing AI technology in your work me: I already have! If you see here I used AI technology to create this picture of a plane flying directly into this office

This is the way

Jabroxen Brodium@jabroxenbrodium.bsky.social · 20h ago

Running outside when its hot and humid af 😒🤮

i never see you in the enchanted forest

Big news y’all….I’m going back to school

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 23h ago

Arizona State University launches degree in content creation

now of days, with the jab. mens t levels are in the toilet

might fuck around and hateread a jay caspian kang piece

The loud “tt-ah” exclaimed after the first sip of a polar seltzer

We’re watching “burden of dreams”

telemachus and odysseus teamed up to maximize their joint slay

Load up on prompts, bring your friends

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 6d ago

New: LinkedIn just introduced a "seems like AI slop" button. That's literally what the button says. The thought leaders are going to have a meltdown www.404media.co/linkedin-int...

i think i'd be a laborer of some sort? no thanks!!!

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

Nu-metal band called Crudge

Blocked by every local bakery for posting “come to daddy” under tantalizing IG pastry pics

Dub Techno would be such a beautiful name for a baby they/them

we are the sons of the hustlers you couldn't link & build with

when I hear the phrase "light-filled craftsman bungalow" I start barking like a dog

why are the merch lines at indie rock gigs totally insane now?

Geometry experts were the original “line cooks”

Hate buying a new book only to discover that there are much cooler looking editions of the book out there

So locked in I could hear the sirens song and it wouldn’t distract me from the money. Wouldn’t even have to tie me up.

Recent Google searches: Matt Damon odyssey workout Circe perpetual stew recipe Lotus flower erowid trip report western lands exile zillow

due to my podcast diet i know way more than I ever wanted to know about St. Louis

great now lebron is going to be a noise musician

The NYRB Author’s Closet, a series of videos of the least camera-ready people in society mumbling inaudibly about Vasily Grossman.

Ned Resnikoff@resnikoff.bsky.social · 2w ago

NYRB should do their own version of the Criterion Closet for their book publishing arm imo

absolute classic

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2w ago

This recipe for roasted Brussels sprouts is our most popular version and results in sweet caramelized Brussels sprouts that will make a believer out of anyone. nyti.ms/3RqrB1a

[to the tune of the sopranos opening song] woke up this morning cloned myself a son