The Covid and flu shots knocked me on my butt. Luckily, I have Dylan and Jesse Faden to keep me company. 😍
Demisexual Nerd
@obrenrose.bsky.social
Oh yes, there will be nudity. 🔞 Normalizing deep emotional and physical intimacy and vulnerability. Emotional Support Otter in SF cruising for bears, otters, wolves, etc. and anthropomorphic porn.
If you’re still on Twitter, there’s never been a better time to delete it. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
arstechnica.com
Maybe if enough of us pact with Dolly, she’ll live on as a warlock patron. A Parton patron, if you will.
Got in a fight with a guy online because I told him he wasn’t my type and he responded “but you’re demisexual… I used to be a professor of human sexuality and demisexuals don’t have a type.” 🤦♂️ Nothing more unappealing than being told how to be.
Liz Lemon: Another Successful Interaction With A Man
Alt: Liz Lemon: Another Successful Interaction With A Man
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I learned how to give neck massages. Now accepting marriage proposals.
I dreamt about making out with a hot, bearish stranger and now it’s all I can think about. Send help. And hot, bearish strangers.
Hi I’m horny and stuck in a meeting. Send help. Preferably under my desk.
“Sir, don’t make me call Bear Protective Services on you.”
Finally watched Zootopia 2. Forgot how hot these tigers are. 🥵🫠
Only in SF do you get a heat advisory when it’s 59 degrees out
Me finding a photo of my ex’s penis: ah, we had good times, you and me
🎵 laaaaaast #humpday, I have you my butt… the very next day, you gave it away… 🎵
All you guys posting shirtless pics from bed in the winter clearly have your thermostat set too high.
We need a secret word or something. Let’s change this please.
Organizations out there invoking their mandates when all I want is to invoke a MAN DATE.
OH: men aren’t designed any better. Who puts an amusement park in a sewage treatment facility?
My roommate to his mom: “You should watch The Traitors UK because it’s hosted by Claudia Winkleman. She has _bangs_.”
I think I finally figured out my goal for 2026. I'm going to lean into the "wholesome cringe". If someone does something nice for me, if someone deserves recognition or praise, fuck the cringe. I'm gonna say it. Tell your friends they're worth it. Tell your friends you love them. Embrace cringe.
My last job was in health tech and one thing that became very clear was that every single company in the industry is eager and desperate for your health data. Do not give it to them. Do not let your doctor give it to them.
The Verge@theverge.com · 9mo agoOpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
