octave

@octave.bsky.social

too dumb for new york city, too ugly for LA

im in my 40s and I still think the coolest thing ive seen in my entire life was when my godfather picked up this bottle off the table in a diner and drank all the juice

Bottle of pepper sauce

always insane to talk to a stranger about homeless people and they speak about them like it’s the weather, some natural phenomenon that blows in and out and ruins their day because they have to experience it between errands