How the fuck is this set more ninja turtles than EOE? Like I know how but be so for real
CobertMTG 🔜 Pokemon XP!@cobertmtg.bsky.social · 4h agoThis thing looks like a cartoon mascot that tries to steal Doritos from kids
Ollie // Beeks
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polyamorous | bi | nonbinary | #mtgcube designer | audhd | left of left | wasteland weekend | Somerville, MA https://cubecobra.com/user/view/60138aea2c3b16103c78a3e6
CobertMTG 🔜 Pokemon XP!@cobertmtg.bsky.social · 4h agoDamn I can’t believe they didn’t include my contribution of “This is the best cube event I’ve been to since Boston Cube Party” on the site :/
Nicole is home finally@nicoledubin.bsky.social · 2d agoWhoa that’s my name!
wotc has gotten. just. devastatingly good at servicing fans of mtg in between ub slop sets. i feel like im with a girl who's annoying as fuck and can't stop making references to the marvel cinematic universe and thinks superman is stronger than goku but she's just crazy good at giving blowjobs
Selling out a cube event on the first go is sick as hell, but doing it while creating a cube group from scratch in a city you just moved to is so so impressive. Congrats Bryce, well earned!
Bryce Hanson | Dallas Cube Classic Sept 19-20@brycehanson.bsky.social · 6d agoAaaand DCC 2026 is officially sold out! Waitlist is open though, and if we get enough interest we'll add a pod! Can't wait for the premier(e) #mtgcube event in this part of the country 🫶
Hey @scottmirts.upkeepnewyork.com sorry to do this to you but I think you already posted this one :/
C4AC - a cube charity event@cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com · last wk.We’ve met before haven’t we #mtgcube friends? I’m excited to share that @aibretty.bsky.social joins us for #c4acobscura with his project, Deja Vu. Enter the uncanny with this familiar or maybe not exactly cube
American traditional heart tattoo that says "someone else's mom"
Why does it take the better part of an hour to check out at uhaul? They should have my keys in a lockbox and send me the code dawg why are we living in 1970 in this building
"Before you were a fascist; you were a bully and an asshole."
Oh also @envy.bsky.social was unconvinced about Parallax Wave before today and in one game they just removed all my blockers for an alpha strike, and in the other they MILLED ME OUT WITH MY OWN NADU AND SURRAK. Everyone has their aha day with Wave on a long enough timeline
🖤 envy 🖤@envy.bsky.social · 3w agowe got there
The Lonely Mountain implies the existence of The Lonely Island
yoman5@yoman5.bsky.social · 3w ago*surely* it'll work this time. It's gotta. It hasn't worked for anyone before but maybe it'll work for us.
Using a program to determine whether something is AI is pathetic levels of hating. You wanna call people out? Do the damn work. Learn markers of AI and call those out specifically. “Umm my program told me you used a program instead of doing it yourself” shut up lmfao
Casey Explosion@caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 3w agoYeah, do not use AI detectors. This is kinda why I don't do any call outs or name and shame, there are far, far too many false accusations of AI use happening, and while I'll decline game when the artstyle doesn't pass my sniff test, the possibility for harm if I did put someone on blast is real.
I’m about to 0-3 0-6 with the best vintage cube deck I’ve ever drafted lmfao
You might not like it but this is what the ideal #mtgcube table looks like (pic from @goblingathering.bsky.social)
I can’t help but think they didn’t announce any UB sets as a favor to the people who still haven’t quit yet ❤️ Shoutout whoever made that decision
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
Okay here’s one more with some slightly less broken cards :) #p1p1
Ollie // Beeks@ollie.bostoncubeparty.com · 3w agoWhen I drafted my sharpie #mtgcube with a full pod they said they enjoyed it and wanted to play again so I’ve been making upgrades! Lots of nutty stuff in this #p1p1, what are you taking here?
genAI-obsessed manager of my team: "We just opened two contractor positions; please recommend them to your friends and let us know if they apply. Figuring out who the real applicants are is the bottleneck in hiring right now so referrals help a lot." The call is coming from inside the house my dude
yooooo why does The Jolly Balloon Man lowkey look like hes blowin up Charlie Kirk
🚨Dallas Cube Classic is over 50% sold out!🚨 If you or someone you know is down here in the south, let em know its time to grab a ticket! dallascubeclassic.com #mtgcube
Yeah they just entered and soulbonded with my partner... Guess they're my Phyrexian Metamour
4-0 in mystery booster! (3-0 then played the aggro deck for funsies). The two creatures I played were against my will
Can confirm that Spravato (“ketamine therapy”) is as good as everyone says it is, if not better. Shout out to @cait.bsky.social whose posting about it was a significant contributor to me actually trying it. I’m trying to be on bsky less but I wanna do my part in amplifying that this is an option.
My mayor Muslim My Susan Chi My vestige crumbling I’m 0 and 3
