putting together a twelve angry men themed scene but things take an unsexy, lore-accurate turn as we argue for hours over who gets to be juror 8
cait 🔜 FD
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nj she/ithead lex walton stan psychic frog addict 💜🤍💛🤎🧡🖤 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
when i’m really vibing with a song, i instinctually check the lyrics page. don’t know what i was hoping to get out of this
throw me to the wolves and i’ll come back with a more empathetic and nuanced understanding of wolves
my music is for transfems with the musical tastes of their dads that they don't talk to
HOW TO MAKE YOUR VOCALS SOUND LIKE A 70s PROG ROCK BAND: a succinct guide - plate reverb - double track all parts - 60ms tape delay for saturation - harmonize by planing diatonic triads - vague, wistful, bullshit lyrics 🦊👍✨
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NEW MUSIC COMING VERY SOON
if you’re in NYC, Lex is hands-down the best live performer i’ve seen. absolutely fucking gutted i won’t catch her at bazookafest.
Lex Walton - Girlfriend Song / Shame Music / Territory (Live)
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monday morning! we’re moving, we’re grinding. let’s make some fucking money!! 😤
came up with an idea for a song called “california girls by katy perry”
guy at this show has made the same “you odyssey my nuts” joke within earshot of me three times
allow me to address the allegations. our SHARED bathroom was inaccessible to me and i had to do something ungodly and, by extension unwomanly. this is what sorority looks like. this is girls helping girls.
real boymoders emergency shit in the wawa men’s room
SVU character: I'm NOT gay. I have relationships with women... and SEX with men. Woke Ice T: That's normal. I'm not going to put a label on you right now
sick rips again. this spicy chicken pickle monstrosity delivered
incredible pulls tonight. it’s never been more so back than it is right now
nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about
women hold up half the sky, but i’m the only one that works here
texting both of your girlfriends at once triggers a special cutscene where a guy walks in with two- to six-thousand dollars worth of magic singles
gee bill! how come your mom lets you have two personalities?
CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)