Republicans want to add dog shit into your cheese steaks. We, the Atlantic, agree, and little poop is required for the perfect hoggie
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · last wk.Centrists always present these takes as savvy "harsh truths" for the left, but they're the most pathetic kind of ignorant, cowardly self-soothing. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
Rachel Gilmore@rachelgilmore.bsky.social · last wk.Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?
We should start a nationwide tracker for how many diarrhea outbreaks RFK is responsible for
What the fuck am I supposed to do with sunlight at 7am
Holland Oates@phinsphan.bsky.social · 3w agoPeople are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
Benjamin Alvarez@benjalvarez1.bsky.social · 2mo agoMeanwhile on the White House South Lawn
I hope Wemby takes this personally and comes back hungry to win it all
Really don’t see much of a difference between what Brunson does drawing fouls and what SGA does that everyone hates so much
I sigle ticket can cost the average San Antonio family 20% of their pre-tax monthly income of $5420. Forget about two seats. That's why there are so many Knicks fans in the stands.
a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman
Why did fox take that shot under the rim? Final bad choice in a horrific meltdown
The Donald Trump curse canceled out the Ted Cruz curse. #GoSpursGo
This should radicalize you. They want to take away all the things that are fun in life and give it only to rich people.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2mo agoGame 3. (via @espn.com)
5-4 pod really convinced me of Goodboy/Badboy theory. youtu.be/0FMd3BsLffE?...
The Cruelty is Still the Point
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I know the finals tickets are too expensive based on how many Knicks fans are in the area in San Antonio.
Someone call the Spurs home office to make sure that Ted Cruz is banned from attending the NBA finals PLEASE
I fucking hate Ted Cruz. Keep my team's name out of your mouth. Bexar county hates you. Pop hates you. Wemby says he can't say what he really feels about ICE. Crawl back into your cultureless Houston suburbs and piss off forever. @samd.bsky.social is right this isnt cute.
Sam@samd.bsky.social · 2mo agothis is the type of shit that was kinda cute back in 2012 but absolutely does not fly anymore. stop treating the fascists like they’re your besties!
Its important for kids to learn about disappointment. #GoSpursGo
Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 2mo agoBREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!
It really captures the silliness of D&D. The only thing that was missing is a tragic death scene only for the actor to reappear soon after as a totally different character that jumps right into the storyline.
Mike McMahan@mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 2mo agoWe should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
Heavy metal band and cultural sensation Dethklok have dropped out of Celebrate 250.