Dog, what the fuck, this is the president of America.
Eliot Higgins@eliothiggins.bsky.social · 4d agoTrump having a normal one today
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my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world
Eliot Higgins@eliothiggins.bsky.social · 4d agoA lovely family of four just sat at the Mantsboothkas at Little Dom’s.
"A sickness known as hate; not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ - but a sickness nonetheless, highly contagious, deadly in its effects. Don't look for it in the Twilight Zone - look for it in a mirror. Look for it before the light goes out altogether." Rod Serling
I could make this bar listen to lightsabre cocksucking blues if I wanted to
In Saratoga the 19 year old fake id bud light bars are somehow also the 30-40 year olds nice drink couples bars.
Hearing Lindsay Graham slipped on a big pile of cum at a gay jackoff theater
Calmly, in a voice that has not known pain for eons: Ben Humrichous
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I would follow this kid into the depths of Hell.
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My parents named my little brother Brooklyn and my little sister Paris, based on where they were conceived, but they didn’t have vacation money when I was born, I was almost named Arby’s Parking Lot
This is because we’re dealing with a “Mickey Mouse” court.
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NBD - it's just the US Pardon Attorney and US Ambassador and Chief of Protocol talking about how the CIA framed Nixon for the Watergate break-in and it was all a hoax.
Meet me at the Toilet Joker toilet at the jingoism diner if you want an ass kicking.
I truly thought this would stay unopened on the shelf for decades.
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
Benjamin Alvarez@benjalvarez1.bsky.social · 2mo agoMeanwhile on the White House South Lawn
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
Only God and His supervisor Jalen Brunson can judge me.