Ordinary Toaster

@ordinarytoaster.bsky.social

I exist.

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

In 1850 seven samurai visited America and discovered the power of a Colt Single Action Army, the efficiency of wild west frontier justice, and the snug fit of a pair of Levi's jeans. Now they return to a Japan in crisis to clean up the streets as the TOKUGAWA DENIM SQUAD

White boys love to play games with levels like waste management, waste processing, sludge facility, industrial processing, gun base, security facility, waste processing 2, gun industrial facility (zombie infestation)

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.