far side style single panel cartoon showing a coastal highway traveled by various anthropomorphic germs driving cars, several billboards are visible with one in the foreground reading "SKIP THE SCENIC ROUTE, TRY THE FECAL-ORAL ROUTE", the caption is "Viral marketing campaigns."
The working title for the movie "Terminator" was "Terminicer" but that didn't stick because no one knew what it meant or how it got there.
just got in my quarterly KPI review and it looks great but for some reason it's entirely scored in Parker Points
saw a young woman in a shirt that read: 'Sorry Girls, I'm Gay'. next level
Venus opposed to natal Saturn You have a desire for indulgence in your thirst for blood. There may be a conflict with another person, or between your thirst for blood and your fear of the village night watch. You will have to choose between your thirst for blood and your sense of self-control.
I am a soldier of the Brazilian paramilitary gang "Red Commandos" first, but a boy mom closely second
found on my old drives: my attempt at a restoration of this Dot Gobbler cover art
"After the Shift. Builders of the Cheboksary Hydroelectric Power Station" - Painting by Nikolai Ovchinnikov (1979).
hold on a sec sorry, I'll be right back. some juvenile reef fish have been carried by a chance current to the shores of my burgeoning volcanic archipelago. I've gotta buzz them in
Textilhögskolan ss27 (The Swedish School of Textiles) #fashionsky
character with swirly glasses who fixes your contraption -VS- character with swirly glasses who puts you in the contraption
no it's really sweet of you I just don't feel the same way about you, like I see you more as a sentry you know? yeah like a lookout or a guard. you're like a sentinel to me
presenting to student health center with mono symptoms, attending phys is reviewing my intake, hasn't even taken my temp yet, sees I marked "man who has sex with men" and immediately tells me: oh no I'm so sorry... you have AIDS 😢
Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · last wk.A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
what if you woke up one day to find that all baronies had become counties
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