I’ve never put 174 dollars into a single gas tank before but I guess there’s a first time for everything.

I initially read this as republicans are better at being corrupt, and thought “wow that’s such a low percentage lead, crazy”

Micah@rincewind.run · 2w ago

the corruption number here makes me want to turn into the joker and then, as the joker, turn into a significantly more unhinged joker

I’m going to let you in on a little health tip. I’ve managed to lose 10lbs in the last 4 weeks by simply skipping breakfast, working 5 hours, having a late lunch, working another 5-10 hours and than having 2 beers for dinner while staring at the wall going “oh my god fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck”

This is quickly becoming the answer to more and more things

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 2w ago

violence

Argentina is spiritually israeli

oh so like this was easy and society didn't collapse and everything seems okay and he's already doing pretty well in polling and I guess you didn't need to support the sexual abuser nazi blackwater merc that entire time while calling everyone who called it dumb traitors at all, ok. surprising

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3w ago

Troy Jackson has effectively secured the Democratic nomination in the crucial Maine Senate race — winning the support of a majority of the state delegates who will officially nominate a candidate next weekend.

I’m really happy and excited to have finally crossed that line that a lot of artists never get to and be supporting myself off of producing my own work, but at the same time this shit is going to kill me.

Personally I cannot wait for this to happen. Nothing says greatest military in the world like all the men having violent mood swings and getting random boners like they’re 12 year olds going through puberty.

Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

I cannot stress enough how juiceless this post is, even for beige neutered dweebs like yourselves.

House Democrats@housedemocrats.bsky.social · 4w ago

Donald Trump is taking our country backwards.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

For what it's worth, I think people made too big of a deal about that time Diane feinstein got caught jacking off in a porno theater.

It’s 2026, do not climb the Empire State Building to fly a Jimmy Hendrix quote you saw on a bumper sticker at a headshop. U-lock your neck to the antenna or face a lifetime of shame for being cringe and a loser who still thinks diamond engagement rings are a symbol of love and not exploitation.

It’s even funnier that the federal government couldn’t get their shit together to build a 25 foot tall arch, but this 70+ ft scale model of the Delaware capital building was built out of cardboard boxes and erected BY HAND at a phish concert in like 3 days by a bunch of spun out wooks.

Gene Ha creator of 2026 IL Reads pick MAE The Definitive Edition@geneha.com · last mo.

In the concept art this arch was supposed to be a perfect miniature of Trump's planned 250 ft (76m) tall arch. The rushed and limited planning time led to this Home Depot scrap plywood wrapped in vinyl debacle.

I Bought This After Elon Called That Diver A Paedo But Before He Did The Nazi Salute At The Inauguration

What an odd thing to say.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

Rep. Brandon Gill: "We particularly need the left to tone down the rhetoric ... somebody is gonna listen and believe they are the next Dietrich Bonhoeffer and act on that and that's what we're seeing here."

Further proof that every dickhead rich guy who threatens to leave a city if politics doesn’t go his way is a fucking liar.

KTLA 5@ktla.com · 2mo ago

Spencer Pratt unloads on 'commie animals' in aggressive L.A. mayoral race concession video

Get bullied to hell dumbass.

Dr. Kurtis Charles@kurtisching.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Unpopular opinion but I hate bike lanes and I hate sharing a road with bikers. They’re a menace out here in CA. It’s not transport here, it’s exercise. Do that shit in the gym not in my way.

if we want to talk about progressive electoral successes I’d like to hear more about Analilia Mejia in NJ, who won calling to abolish ICE, has been on their asses about Delaney Hall, and supporting detainees + their fams, than white guys “saving” the party that keeps tying its own shoelaces together

Thinking about the time I went to a “dungeons and drag-queens” party only to discover that I had grossly misinterpreted the theme and had to just sort of hang out by the snack table in a sleepy hat and nightgown with my bedtime candle while a bunch of hot people in bondage gear dommed each other.

It is endlessly funny to me how much of conservative culture is now just gen x nostalgia for things that weren’t even cool to begin with.

Will Bunch@willbunch.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This lineup could have performed at Freedom 215 (i.e., 1990)

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

It is IMO hard to underline hard enough exactly how disastrous the long years of Sensible dickheads squealing in terror at students and left wing people has been. It’s idiotically handed the far right a spiked bat that they will never tire of wielding.

The cool thing about public services is that they are funded by the public and don’t need to get an edge over competition. It’s literally a non factor.

Mark Cuban@mcuban.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This will make some folks mad :). The best way for these grocery stores to work is if they use AI to get an edge over private grocery stores. AI is the one way for the state government to out perform private enterprises.

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

The sole purpose of the Democratic Party is to prevent the left from ever having power

What do you want to bet that there will be an exception for white South Africans?

NPR@npr.org · 3mo ago

Foreigners in the U.S. who want a green card will need to leave and apply in their home country, the Trump administration announced Friday, in a surprise change to a longstanding policy. n.pr/4utqOec

I genuinely feel so sorry for people who cant make food for themselves. Not because they’re so busy or stressed or whatever, but because it’s one of the most unfuckable traits a person can have.

Kath Barbadoro@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 3mo ago

omg be fucking FOR REAL

landlords, and airbnb hosts most of all, operate under the incredible delusion that they are entitled to infinite, guaranteed profit. all reward, no risk.

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 3mo ago

Some Airbnb hosts spent years and thousands of dollars preparing their houses for the World Cup tournament. "I don’t think it’s going to be the huge windfall that I once thought." on.wsj.com/4um3IWf

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

Announcing United Wizards of the Coast - CWA!

MTG Arena workers announce unionization as United Wizards of the Coast-CWA, calling on WOTC to voluntarily recognize their union and begin collective bargaining.

unitedwizardsofthecoast.com

If you think coming up with the concept for a restaurant is too much work, you are never going to believe what it takes to run a restaurant.

🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵@huwupy.kawaii.social · 4mo ago

Man fuck off those aren’t even words