Heather Haavisto
@othersuns.bsky.social
A lover and a hater, not in equal measures Kansas City by way of Seattle by way of St. Louis by way of San Francisco by way of Sacramento
Can’t really find it in my heart to be too mad at tarps off. Men need friends
It’s like. Really wet outside. I signed up to sit outside and watch a bad baseball team extremely last minute. And it’s so…wet in the air
I’m not commenting on the rest but the first thing out of his mouth is 100% true and a huge red flag for me if someone says it
𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 4d agoOkay this was funny (absolutely right about the pet thing)
I know it all would’ve been awful but I’m personally relieved we aren’t taxing hair services now
The real impasta@therealimpasta.bsky.social · 5d agoATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS
The way men look at me in Home Depot midday…YOU move, I’ve made a curtain rod out of metal pipe fittings, I’ve patched drywall, I’ve rooted around in an incorrectly wired light switch, I’ve painted brick okay
I will also point out that the Dodgers trading two very good pieces with tons of control for a BorasCorp client pitcher coming off an arm injury who is going to be a free agent in three months is, purely in a vacuum, actually net positive for the *long-term* balance issue
Ooh my song is on (talking shit on Pat Murphy’s “our middle class boys just can’t compete” shtick while his owner is in litigation over Malibu sand)
Ryan Rosenblatt@ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · last wk.I am excited to hear about how unfair it is that the Dodgers got Skubal from the team whose owner paid as much money for a house he stole sand for than he pays his second, third and fourth highest paid players combined
“Ready to hear a name you’ve never heard before?” - @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social
Bobby Nightengale@nightengalejr.bsky.social · last wk.Jhomnardo Reyes is going to the Orioles for Dean Kremer, per source.
I am on the last hour or so of my slumlord owned studio before moving tomorrow, I am ready to goooooo
This is a new one (to me) in the “never trust the media when they use ‘economic impact’” wars lol
J.C. Bradbury@jcbradbury.com · 2w agoThe notion that LeBron James signing with Philly will generate any regional economic impact is 100% made-up horseshit. Shame on any media organization who repeats this ridiculous story making the rounds. Now, I've got to clean up your mess.
It feels 101 at 10 pm…can you imagine spending an entire day painting in a 122 year old building with no AC? What kind of idiot would do that with their friends?
This is an acknowledgment that the Honda Fit is once again a supreme vehicle. No one can touch my parallel parking game @wardamnmegs.bsky.social
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 3w agogroupchat is beginning to recall some of the ground rules: 1) both contestants must be operating a 2016 Honda Fit, a car that none of us own 2) NO BACKUP CAMERAS
