I can think of very few times in my life when I want to watch a video for instructions / a walkthrough when I could have steps. Even steps with photos. Or a gif.
I'm starting to think there are no other actors still alive other than the Ryans
Yesterday I got my kids a half pepperoni and half cheese pizza and I was "the best mom". Today I was the "worst" because one of them doesn't like "stringy chicken" so you win some you lose some
Neighborhood kids were blowing whistles outside during my meeting and I had to take a second to make sure I didn't have to go outside and cause trouble.
Crying at season 2 episode 4 of @akilahhughes.com Rebel Spirit Podcast. A great discussion about making a difference one step at a time, even if we might not see it.
@katecrane.bsky.social I tore through your book and loved it. I hope you get the opportunity to write more books and I hope you still have the peace you found in the remembering
I read mom blogs at the height of blogging, when I didn't even have kids. I can't believe we're in a world without Scary Mommy and Dooce. Now I know how my parents felt any time some obscure celebrity died.
I really love this heat wave but I'm looking forward to our normal weather later this week. It's not summer until after July 4!
Fix your hearts
Egypt and Iran have requested that Pride events in Seattle during their World Cup match be canceled and… no. Welcome to Seattle. This might be the most patriotic I’ve felt in my life. Pride isn’t happening during your game; you’re here during Pride. Suck a rainbow. apnews.com/article/worl...
My kid woke up with bedhead and said "oh dear I have hair bed!"
Can't believe they stopped the livestream just as I was getting locked in
It was basically this. 😂 Anck-su-namun in body paint hit the screen, and after that I was suddenly questioning what exactly my adoration for Evie was. It was easy to pass off my love for certain lady characters as "I wish I could be their best friend!" This movie made things suddenly make sense.
I cleaned out my bathroom sink and it drains now and I feel powerful and strong
Whoever decided the Apple TV remote could also be a touchpad... I will beat them up
It really feels like basketball is the forever sport
Sports Cheat Sheet
xkcd.com
like 156 days ago someone forewarned me that basketball playoffs were about to start and somehow they’re still going on and i am forced to ask if most of the nba season is just playoff.
i am extremely tired of being this pissed off all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm rewatching Monk and for some of the episodes they really wrote him like a young child. And does every episode need to make fun of him?
If I only could I'd make a deal with leopard And get it to eat your faces Be running up that road Be running up that hill
My youngest kid let the dog out and from upstairs I heard him barking. I asked him to let him back in. He said "I already did it" so I yelled for his brother to let him back in. "Oh he's not awake," he said. Cmon kid.
One of my favorite booksellers saw the book I was buying and packed me a packet of Kleenex
I saw a bug fix like this yesterday that said they'd fixed the problem that had existed for 5 years and hadn't tested it but it was probably fixed.
this means it is not open for transit
Pro tip: if your kid normally wakes up hangry, don't let them sleep in to be nice as it only strengthens the beast
I finally listened to this week's @sayswhopodcast.com and I'm hooked on solving the @maureenjohnsonbooks.com table problem. I want to redesign her room and make that table useful! Since I can't, I recommend a table with a butterfly leaf.
If this Olympics has any lasting effects, I hope one of them is the expansion of the PWHL
Is jelly roll right wing post malone or is that just his look and not his style
Did someone threaten Mariah Carey's family or something. Why does she look so sad?