I finally figured out the problem with most Americans. They treat every mild inconvenience like an attack on their rights and every attack on their rights as a mild inconvenience.

"The events of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” occur today: August 4, 2026. Like so many dates in science fiction, this one probably seemed far away when it was chosen, but once it was finally upon us, it passed like all days." www.rogerebert.com/mzs/silhouet...

Silhouettes and Warnings: On Reading Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains" On the Exact Day When It's Set

The events of Ray Bradbury's short story "There Will Come Soft Rains" occur today: August 4, 2026.

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Choosing something to watch is almost as traumatizing as deciding what’s for dinner.

It’s not drinking alone when your insecurities are always there

i miss when the internet was too hard for dumb people

It should be acceptable for me to be lazy and useless to society if that’s what my heart desires

I have a strong desire to do something with my life. It's just not as strong as my desire to nap.

Having kids sounds like an expensive hobby.

when there was only one set of footprints that was when I ghosted you

you fell victim to one of the classic blunders! (creating a bluesky account)

“The Bluesky Experience™”

"Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity." Carl Sagan

I have nothing to say anymore, but my demons have to breathe.

I’m sorry but my coffee maker has done more for me than most people

Is nothing sacred anymore?

I had teachers who taught me to "put money in the bank before you make a withdrawal"

Sounds like a hell of a discussion on Discord, wish there was some way of finding out which room it's happening in

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

"Senator from South Carolina" is not, historically speaking, a good Sort Of Person to be

What I lack in looks I make up for in personality, and what I lack in personality I make up for by leaving you alone.

At my funeral, please make sure to note that while I did not contribute to human progress in any way, at least I didn't stand in the way of it

The moment a Russian nearly kills his partner. It is reported that the average lifespan of a Russian soldier at the Ukraine front line in 2026 is now shorter than that of the common house fly.

Oh George, you dog.

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about you are pretty clueless tbh

Anyway in better news, 23 hours to the next InfoWars, which is one of the funniest things I have ever seen and I am not exaggerating. theonion.info

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It's great that Champa is in AEW now, but how are you going to call him Psycho Killer and not have him come out to Talking Heads? #aewdynamite