Taking a huge risk and eating a salad today. Please think of me.
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CARCOSA at Outside InTheatre. Do not come to this show. Do not open your mind to CARCOSA. You have been warned. No mask! No mask!
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
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Do you think oysters consider pearls to be gross? Like “dude I got the biggest pearl in here.”
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All these betting sites create an enormous incentive to anyone involved in anything bet-worthy, which is apparently everyone on the planet, to simply act corruptly.
kevin s. pumpkins@redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · last mo.I can't FanDuel imagine why Kalshi Michigan got a PolyMarket second opportunity there brought to you by DraftKings
“I started playing in the kitchen with knives today.” — President Donald Trump
Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the ...
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I have zero financial skills and I am not a stock advisor and this is not stock advice. That being said, you might want to take a look at Netlist.
American foreign policy (abridged): "If you don't do what we want, we'll shoot ourselves in the dick."
Headlines: Such-and-such technology may someday be as smart as human brains! Reminder: *We already have human brains.* Billions of them. Most of them living in poverty and being exploited for the obscene benefit of a tiny number of the worst people in the world.
I’m really enjoying Procreate and Art with Flo YouTube channel.
A well-camouflaged clutch of baby kestrels nestled perfectly inside a natural rock crevice. Original post
So far the fat fuck has destroyed our history, murdered our citizens, broken our economy, lost a war against a second rate power, driven prices up and wages down, alienated ALL of our allies, squandered our military arms, created a Magastapo, and stolen billions. What the fuck does it take America?
Good morning. Just a friendly reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is currently protected, enjoying pampering and puppy time while America's service members are forced to drink diseased water, eat rotten meat, and huff air infested by mold. She does yoga while they choose drowning.
In private, she thanked me for licking her boot and patted me on the head. Told me I was a real good dog.
hoptimus@hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 2mo agook but two things: 1. the bar isn't "helpful", its "truthful"; offering a bunch of lies with a smile isn't actually the goal here 2. people are pissed because the WH press insists on defending an ally of American fascism, not because they think you were lying about her being helpful
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
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Does invoking the fifth amendment prevent you from telling the people who are asking you questions to eat a bag of dicks?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoMoreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"