Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

Finally watched "The Worst Person in the World" and to me she seems more like a normal person making mistakes and trying her best in a complicated world. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane.

Any positive feelings I may have for an app immediately evaporates the moment it interrupts me and asks me to rate and review.

Hoopla, Comics Plus, and Kanopy hive rise up

Courtney Nguyen@fortydeucetwits.bsky.social · last yr.

i am BEGGING you before you pop off about paywalls to go to your local library's website and scroll through their digital resources. mine gives me access to NYT, WSJ, WaPo and if its linked with PressReader or a similar app, all the news magazines, sports, fashion, hobby etc. FOR FREE.

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"

Producer: No one is updating their JIRA tickets

Instantly had to look up if this is real and lmao

Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social · last yr.

incredible anecdote in one of Phil Jackson’s memoirs: Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls accidentally drank *Gaterlode*, a high-carb drink, in an NBA Finals game “Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.” Bulls lost the game

A simple, one-paragraph summary of 21st century Democratic Party

Asawin Suebsaeng@swin24.bsky.social · last yr.

we shall see! www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Happy St. Patrick’s Day ☘️

Hotels with barn door bathrooms, why stop there? Why not just put the toilet in the center of the room while two clowns do cartwheels around it? Add a spotlight! Get your staff to bang on the windows while screaming “Il mostro è libero nel castello!” Lean the fuck in!!!

@nytgames.bsky.social how is antidotal not a word for Spelling Bee?

I want less Silicon Valley companies and more companies like Tabasco where everything is just put into big oak barrels and once in awhile an aging Cajun man walks in and goes “how them babies doin”

I hate that Moon River Rock is just outside of my Q Zone.

Dark Kegel Trick

A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football

Things I loved about Nosferatu: Production design, the vfx— especially the shadow work 🤌, Lily-Rose Depp, and seeing it in 35mm thanks to the wonderful folks @hollywoodtheatr.bsky.social

babe wake up. government christmas skeleton just dropped

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov · 2y ago

'Tis the season.

SIMPLY HAVING A

This may be a cry for help, but thanks for getting me through 2024 anyways @seanfennessey.bsky.social @akdobbins.bsky.social @blankcheck.bsky.social @theringer.com.web.brid.gy @thepressbox.bsky.social @mattbelloni.bsky.social

There is only one Christmas song that matches the vibes for this year. Please share with your family and loved ones. music.youtube.com/watch?v=aDfa...

All I Want for Christmas Is Bass (Crankdat Remix)

YouTube video by Dubstep uNk

music.youtube.com

Home Goods? More like Home Bads.

this rules

Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, the two Georgia poll workers defamed by Rudolph W. Giuliani after the 2020 election, received his watch collection, a ring and his vintage Mercedes-Benz on Friday.”

Any colorists and cinematographers of note y’all recommend (or are)? I love seeing deep dives into grading tricks, tech talks on color science, noteworthy plugins and LUTs, but really just enjoy convos on niche Resolve gripes. I wish you could search for Starter Packs on here.

I hope everyone knows I sacrificed my 28 followers on Twitter to be here.