Q: How do you define socialism personally? A: When Austin Hays starts in an elimination game

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports

I walked in on Craig Stammen eating a baseball.

Fans are refusing to leave Gallagher Square. some are clashing with riot police. others have set up a field hospital.

And with that

I’m aroused

Ya = Milwaukee, apparently

Padres@padres.bsky.social · last mo.

X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA

I will post hog if they win

X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA

Mason Miller have you considered THE BUTT

OYE MI AMOR, NO ME DIGAS QUE NO 🎵

I FEEL GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING

How is it only the 5thhhhhhh

HE DID THE THING

Andy The Beer (and Rum) man@andythebeerman.bsky.social · last mo.

HE HIT IT TO THE CRONE ZONE💣💣💣

Harris…

Krusty The Clown: What The Hell Was That?

ALT: Krusty The Clown: What The Hell Was That?

static.klipy.com

I made that happen

YOU CAN’T HURT ME @padres.bsky.social

Who tryna put me on the paternity list

I want to die

ironghazi@ironghazi.bsky.social · last mo.

You want to die because your favorite team is losing. I want to die because my Fantasy team is losing. We are not the same.

@mehblurgh.bsky.social luv u

I’ve waited my whole life for this

The party is just getting started!!!

Pete Crow-Armstrong’s parents must be FUMING

Ok WHATD I MISS

Who wants to be my homie’s +1??

mensrea@mensie.bsky.social · last mo.

Do you want to go to the #Padres / Cubs playoff game on Wednesday night with me? Due to circumstances beyond my control, I no longer have a date for the game and want to fix that. Are you: 1) single 2) into fetish fart domination 3) gassy 4) A Padres fanatic If so, you qualify!

Let’s fucking go padres hijodesuputamadre

(I’m very well known there)

Valiendo Padres@valiendopadres.bsky.social · last mo.

running into white sox brothers today

WE CANNOT BE STOPPED

C_Losr@closr.bsky.social · last mo.

The padres are winning it all this season 💯💯💯

I can’t believe I did it

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO ME

Ashley@ashleyrodrigues.bsky.social · last mo.

How dare they cut away from Melany