learning to look at the trending topics and say "not my business" is self care

I’ve actually been far too nice to everyone who is KHive and/or NAFO. I should have been far meaner. I regret this oversight, and I will strive to do better in the future.

saw a blacked out BMW X3 with an OVO licence plate and guess what… they were driving like a fucking asshole. they were probably late to pick up their girlfriend from summer school

Whereas "I wonder what Bill Atkinson would think about this" is something I think on a nearly daily basis 🧑‍💻

doc shartman@docshartman.bsky.social · 1h ago

“I wonder what Bill Ackman thinks about all this,” said absolutely no one ever

yeah same tbh.

possibly hot take but talking shit about politics is for your real life friends. go the fuck outside

mayonnaise rudeboy@paintedsky.ca · 4h ago

i will never watch a streamer who does “just chatting” style shit ESPECIALLY politics. play a video game or fuck off imo

garfield that is not how you do shibari

more mr. nice guy@juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 5h ago

RIGS

lol I don't use the shit at all so exactly 0% of my day would change

Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 15h ago

My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

Chigurh: what is the most you ever won on a coin toss 40 Fingers Ed: well stranger, believe it or not I was only born with ten of these bad boys

I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him

the one upside of having your brain be disabled in this specific way is that you can order things online and literally surprise yourself with gifts

mayonnaise rudeboy@paintedsky.ca · yesterday

yesterday I forgot about what I was looking for while I was looking for it. straight up "why am I looking at the floor right now?" I also have severe adhd

real talk those ones where they make it look like an error until you turn it off are a great way to make me never visit your site ever again

Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · yesterday

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

Here there Delilah What’s it like over in The City Heard you don’t like IPAs But girl tonight you look so thirsty Yes you dooo Don’t let them give you ribbon blue This Bud’s for you

am i weird? yes. but have you considered the fact that I am also incredibly off-putting

tag yourself i'm hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cee@ctrlaltceedelete.bsky.social · yesterday

What Dragon Quest slime are you?

i hit "not interested" and "do not recommend channel" on so many AI thumbnailed youtube videos it started recommending me TF2 videos from the official channel

all my icbms gone 😭

CNBC@cnbc.com · 2d ago

U.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters

absolutely ridiculous platform.

Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?

if you like synthwave, PYLOT has a new EP out and it’s preeeetttttyy nice. title track “The Carbon Ghost” is especially good music.youtube.com/watch?v=l3eB...

PYLOT - The Carbon Ghost 🎤🎸

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juno Rylee Schultz@junoryleejournalism.com · yesterday

Super need help I’m out of 3 of my anti-psychotic medications and have been for 3 days. I can refill them when my partner gets back from work but i need money to do so Please help me

The fact that this is labeled adult content feels like we've fallen through the hourglass.

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

I'm happy about it