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Majored in tequila. Have lived in Austin since 1983. We had a woman Governor once long ago in a country far far away. bingbongsad about America now.

In other words, Trump’s complete surrender. No regime change. No threat to Iran sovereignty Full control of the SoH with new partner Oman No more US blockades of the Strait Nuclear weapons? We’ll talk later. And about that $300 billion dollar reconstruction deal, just make the check out to cash.

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 3h ago

Senior Iranian official: One or two disputed issues remain before an agreement is reached, and both can be resolved. Any closure or reopening of the Strait of Hormuz will hinge on Washington's next steps.-Al Jazeera

The left: we want the Epstein files The right: we want the Epstein files The center: we want the Epstein files Trump: best I can do for you is Fauci’s diary, some lies about the reflecting pool, and a failed war in Iran

Could someone give this asshole his pierogis already? Preferably stuffed with cyclospora. “Alan Dershowitz calls Jewish Mamdani voters 'self-haters' in radio interview” “These idiot Jews who voted for Mamdani “have no idea what they’re doing,” he said.”

Dershowitz criticizes Jewish support for Mayor Zohran Mamdani | The Jerusalem Post

The Harvard law professor and attorney said Jewish communities must organize beyond election cycles, while sharply criticizing those who voted for Mamdani.

jpost.com

TACO Tuesday! Markets are soaring. Over the weekend Trump repeated a pattern that has emerged throughout the past five months, in announcing plans for “massive attacks” on Iran, only to cancel them at the last minute.

Rebuffing Trump, Iran insists no talks with US over Hormuz, strait staying closed

Tehran official: No plans to resume talks, situation in waterway 'will remain unchanged'; tanker off Oman reports nearby blasts; US military asks troops for new ideas to pressure Iran

timesofisrael.com

Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes, Tucker Carlson, John Fredericks, Alex Jones, Erick Erickson, Megyn Kelly, Joe Rogan, Andrew Schultz & Theo Von have all denied Trump three times. Y’all know what comes next.

The Lieutenant Governor controls the legislative agenda in Texas. Corrupt culture warrior Dan Patrick has failed to focus on what Texans need: well-funded public schools, and affordable healthcare, housing and clean water & energy. As Lt. Gov. Vikki Goodwin will restore sanity to our government.

“Sandwich guy case” “Harvard clawed frog embryo smuggling case” “Olympic canoeist reflecting pool vandalism case” “James Comey seashells Instagram post case” New rule: If the case sounds like a Mad Libs story, it’s probably about to implode.

Somebody in the WH is on Kalshi right now. “Dahlan says Kushner informed him halt to Gaza attacks will begin Sunday Palestinian political figure Mohammed Dahlan says an agreement to halt Israeli attacks on the Gaza Strip is due to take effect on Sunday morning.”

Pezeshkian says ‘future of Iran will be shaped by the people of Iran’

Kuwait says several vital facilities targeted by Iranian drones, US urges caution for citizens in Middle East.

aljazeera.com