I'm sure NBC will respond appropriately by either paying Trump $16 million or, at a minimum, buying a table at the next fancy dinner honoring him.
Patrick Fitzgerald
@patmfitz.bsky.social
Shall hoarse Fitzgerald bawl his creaking couplets in a tavern hall? Fools are my theme, let Satire be my song. - Lord Byron YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz 🚫DMs 🚫Crypto 🚫MAGA
If Trump's supporters don't care that he's a racist, a misogynist, a rapist, a pedophile, a vulgarian, a criminal, a liar, and a traitor, they're not going to care that he's a senile old man.
Wouldn't it be great if the media conversations included key facts like 1) the court has been expanded before 2) expanding from 9 to 13 would match the number of district courts
Rep. James Clyburn says he supports expanding the Supreme Court: "13 is a pretty good number. A baker's dozen would be a good number to have on the Court."
I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.
He loves to rub it in people’s faces: “I’m a horrible piece of shit and there’s nothing you can do but sit there and take it.”
There is nothing more temporary than the new low Donald Trump reaches every day.
I landscaped a secluded garden for my cat’s entertainment.
To Do List Item #47 Make vanilla pudding. Put it a mayo jar. Eat it in public.
3 of these 4 Home Alone 2 actors/actresses have passed away in 2026. I hate that we lost the three that we have. But damn, if we can complete the set before January 1st, that would be something. We have four months to make it happen.
Natalie Harp, the crazy human (s)printer 🎵
Crazy Human Printer (Natalie Harp song parody: Hazy Shade of Winter)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.
BREAKING: Trump threatens to rename Lake Ontario as 'Lake America'
It turns out you *can* fix stupid, but then stupid finds a way to unfix itself.
NEWS: Two unvaccinated people in Pennsylvania have died from measles, according to state health officials. They are Pennsylvania’s first measles-related deaths in 35 years and the first reported measles deaths in the U.S. this year.
#MorningVibe In the spirit of Woody Guthrie, linktr.ee/windborne is keeping this song alive & sending it out from the woods of Massachusetts to the streets of Minneapolis & everywhere that communities are gathering together in solidarity & resistance. #Artivism
All vegetables have been recalled, except Mitch McConnell.
Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised? Watters: Yeah El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
Made chicken Cordon Bleu (and garlic bread!) I only finished about half of this.
I can’t wait to see how this backfires like everything else these stupid fucks do.
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is expected to unveil sweeping economic sanctions against Iran today after warning Sunday that “an economic D-Day” would begin at dawn.
To be clear, there is no common ground with a creepy evil monstrous fascist like billionaire criminal slumlord Jared Kushner. There’s no reason why Hakeem Jeffries would be meeting with him privately several times unless it’s for corrupt reasons. Way overdue for him to be replaced, he’s no leader.
Enjoying the commentary from my 92 year old mother in law as we watch “The Price is Right”.
She's entirely right. Middle school is too late. When they're younger, many are small and spry enough to go down chimneys and through HVAC vents and clean them right and well. I've read my Dickens.
BASH: One of the things that's happening is there's a push to start students down a trade school track as early as elementary school. Is that too early? LINDA McMAHON: I don't think so BASH: But elementary school? McMAHON: I think you can have some introduction of skilled trades in elementary
A great protest song today by Mangy Fetlocks: 🎵 America is great again. Trump’s really made it great again! 🎵 The rich guys get to rape again, depict blacks as an ape again. 🎵 America is rich again, though life for some’s a bitch again 🎵 Nobody’d wanna switch again to how it was before.
America is GREAT Again! (Due to Trump)
YouTube video by Bruce W. Nelson
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Eric: Does my dad ever talk about me? Natalie: Um, yeah, sure… of course he does, like all the time. He says you’re so tall and good at “computer”. Eric: That’s Barron :(
Jake Lang affiliate Eoin Richard attempted to host a Lang style rally outside of the Islamic Center in Los Angeles. Things did not go as planned 😂
Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common. It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
Rosie O’Donnell: “I want to thank Jimmy Kimmel for asking me and ABC for not cancelling me. Times are strange and companies get afraid because [Trump] sues everyone except for people who call him a pedo. Hasn’t sued any of them, I wonder why”
Who else didn’t blink when RFK Jr.’s speech on autism was interrupted by his quack ringtone? Almost too perfect.
Attacking Jeffries is not “attacking Democrats during an election.” It’s “rooting out traitors during a war.”