auden patrick

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he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ 🫀 THOUGHTS BE BLOODY (DAW, SEPTEMBER 2026) writer 🖋️ | drama prince 👑 | future ghost 👻 rep: Shannon Lechon at Azantian Literary Agency 🔗 audenpatrick.com

COVER REVEAL TIME! Every Room a Hunger will be out February 16, 2027. illustrated by Michael Rogers, designed by Rich Deas and Beste Dogan. Preorders are open, so please please order through your local indies (library requests are also 💜). Order links and description threaded below 👇👇

The cover of Every Room a Hunger by Nino Cipri. A person with long brown hair and no face stands in front of ugly floral wallpaper, parts of which have been torn away to reveal jagged letters. Wasps crawl across the person and the wall. The tagline reads “Welcome home.”

One thing about me is that most of the timeI’m like if a guy was a German shepherd who got left on the side of the road but instead of a dog he’s a guy who decided to write a lot of words about it. You understand.

I’d apologize for M*A*S*H posting so much but only if my 30+ disc DVD set hasn’t been my best friend & constant companion for the past couple of months (aside from, of course, my large dog…who is approximately five DVD discs tall)

Ok enough real Book posts for now. Got asked what I ACTUALLY do on a dating app recently and simply can’t deal. Idk what to tell you, I listed “freelance writer/odd jobs guy” in my bio. I’m a freelance writer who does odd jobs. What do you want from me? A traditional career path? In this economy?

Have been slowly introducing the six mind magic students of THOUGHTS BE BLOODY over on the 📸 place, so let me introduce y’all as well! Meet Laertes Hart (blunt, brawler, twin of Lia Hart, perpetually tired of the bullsh*t) and Ross & Gil (not twins but close enough, mischievous & goofy)

A portrait of Laertes from the Hamlet retelling, THOUGHTS BE BLOODY, a young man with a shaved head, brown sweater, disapproving look, & arms crossed. Text that reads “Magic is…a force of nature. Powerful, brutal, & unpredictable.”A portrait of Ross & Gil from Hamlet retelling THOUGHTS BE BLOODY, two wild-haired red headed young men in various states of disarray, one giving the other a piggy back ride and laughing, with text that reads “Magic is… a curious riddle. Smart, often puzzling, but always amusing.”

My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates

Lilah Sturges@lilahsturges.com · 3mo ago

Writers: what’s a solid piece of *craft* advice you wish you’d known sooner? Mine is this: when making writing decisions, always stop and ask yourself what is best for the SCENE. What are the scene’s goals? Does this sentence, this paragraph, this line of dialogue serve those goals? If not, fix it.

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Hey—just checking in. I wanted to make sure you weren’t trapped in an endless spiral of wondering what might’ve happened if you’d done things differently. Oh…now you’re thinking about how fate has spun out in too many different directions to count. Again? Okay. Well. I’ll be here when you’re done.

Thoughts Be Bloody features a struggling student, a resident golden boy, and the curse that will bring them together: this queer, trans retelling is Hamlet as you’ve never read it before Request this dark academia fantasy today on NetGalley or Edelweiss!

3D paperback of Thoughts Be Bloody by Auden Patrick. With text: "Request on NetGalley & Edelweiss" and "A twisty, queer, dark academia brand new take on Hamlet."

Fave Five: Queer Takes on Hamlet Tragic by Dana Mele and Valentina Pinti (YA GN) Thoughts Be Bloody by Auden Patrick The King of Infinite Space by Lyndsay Faye The Death I Gave Him by Em X. Liu  Rottenheart by Kat Dunn Bonus: These are all novels, but for a short story, check out "Elsinore" by…

Fave Five: Queer Takes on Hamlet

Tragic by Dana Mele and Valentina Pinti (YA GN) Thoughts Be Bloody by Auden Patrick The King of Infinite Space by Lyndsay Faye The Death I Gave Him by Em X. Liu  Rottenheart by Kat Dunn Bonus: These are all novels, but for a short story, check out "Elsinore" by Patrice Caldwell in That Way Madness Lies, ed. by Dahlia Adler

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