Reminder if you are not working class do not say what the tuna
Go Team USA; rah rah and all that. But this is corrupt af. I hope it leads to an EU investigation that takes down Infantino in the same way that the Obama admin did with the equally corrupt Sepp Blatter.
Editing the Blue-Gray Lady@nytdiff.bsky.social · last mo.
![a tweet from fredward3948576, handle is the heart:
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my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight
*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,
*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vm7gxmjt6xbvr75jz7gqbmfr/bafkreih4uftgge2jacas4muswn54osqupyjxb45dqgorjmnu6qa3qfn6ou)
The house minority leader is going to have to patch things up with my nuts following this statement
HuffPost@huffpost.com · last mo.The House minority leader told CNN the mayor is going to have to patch things up with congressional Democrats follow Tuesday's primary upsets.
i would be the Glup Shitto of rimming multigender businesswomen
Anyway, Romance of The Three Kingdoms is arguably a polyamorous narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the annoying magician a vegetarian icon.
Napoleon completes mostly successful winter invasion of Russia.
Dr. SkySkull@drskyskull.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis headline is hilarious when you learn that the rocket toppled over in a fiery explosion on landing
Who the hell names their kid “Gannon”? You’re just telling them to be evil. www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...
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“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...
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I wish the Angels would get new ownership so I can finally go back to rooting for them and revel in the new Age of Adell.
Serving Punt@audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 4mo agoEnjoy this new gif I made lolz
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a lounge chair.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 5mo agoI love whatever this is
Me upon hearing it’s mildly brisk outside: “I’ve prepared for this.”
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 5mo agoI love whatever this is
Love to have artillery and logistics officers who studied math at Bob Bobson’s Christian College of the Earth is Only 7,000 Years Old and You Should Date Your Sister
David Burbach 🇺🇸@dburbach.bsky.social · 5mo agoSecretary Hegseth announced this afternoon that DOD will cease ALL graduate study by military personnel at universities including MIT, all the Ivies, Stanford, etc because such schools teach "the enemy's wicked ideology" to officers. thehill.com/policy/defen...
Particularly hilarious is his claim that 'nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"' when in fact a lot of US propaganda during WWII stressed that the nation is a multicultural melting pot. That was how we were going to defeat the master race...the one Musk is pining for.
It’s from 2006 but the yelp reverberates through the ages.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 6mo agoWatch with sound on
Man, initially I thought those nails were an IV insertion.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6mo agoTrump's discolored hand holds Nicky Minaj's hand today (Win McNamee/Getty)
The only historians allowed to comment on the future are psychohistorians. By Seldon, stay in your lanes!
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6mo agoI'm sorry, as a historian I'm not very good with dates.
Please visit my YouTube channel, where I ABSOLUTELY DESTROY Bump and explain why drinking raw sewage is good for you, actually.
Philip Bump@pbump.com · 6mo agoThe Jack Smith hearing made me think about how much the fracturing of the media environment facilitated the spread of absolute horseshit. www.pbump.net/o/the-jack-s...
I've been here 24 hours, but already with what I've seen, well, I genuinely believe we're going to win. People here are well aware that what happens here impacts the entire country, that it sets the tone for resistance. ICE is angry, ICE is terrified, of how deeply unpopular it is.