pavedwalden

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[deep breaths] ok... ok, yeah. I think this oxygen mask is on pretty good. How you doing over there?

Brother: We're going to have the wedding on Halloween Mom: So you can dress up? you want to get married as Batman? Brother: Well, we want to be a little more formal than that... I'm thinking Dracula

Yesterday I walked into a suburban Maryland Starbucks and three different people had their phones playing without headphones. Absolutely not - I walked right back out. The social norms here are so fucked that people at the library do it, just with the volume real low. I can hear two right now!

I'm actually astonished at how clean this graph looks as a diagnostic for our housing ills. Note how close it is to 1 at the start. Houses per single adult or married couple.

Houses per (population over 25 - married couples)

Subtracting married couples prevents them from being counted twice, since a married couple doesn't need 2 homes, but 2 single people (ideally) do.

Never having visited Boston before, I was expecting a bunch of sports fanatics with thick accents being loudly racist and homophobic. The first two stereotypes proved true on the ride into town but this is the very first thing you see when exiting my train station, so maybe these folks are ok.

beautiful old stone churchzoomed in on a poster in pride colors and a banner that says "GOD LOVES TRANS PEOPLE"

5yo son: (about a camp mate CLEARLY his age) he’s 12 years old me: i don’t think he’s 12 son: yes he is!! 7yo daughter: (to son) do you mean the boy who was telling the fake stories that were lies and weren’t true son: yes daughter: (earnestly) he is 12, dad. he told me

PSA there was a Bluesky bug recently that reset DM settings for some users (to disallow incoming DMs). You should re-check your settings if you want to make sure you can be messaged!

i just watched these crabs get loaded into the bucket and didn't see a lot of pulling-down-your-neighbor behavior. tbh i don't think they could have gotten out even with cooperation. once you're in the bucket you're pretty much cooked

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