RIP to Jimothy the scraggly raccoon, killed today whilst evicting one of his tenants. That's right - hes a landlord. I mean, he was
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Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
Props to the Fever for stepping up to establish themselves as the WNBA's Evil team
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 6d agothe proliferation of people wearing this XX shit in public is so fuckin revolting, man
It's probably because I just discovered shortlived post-punk band Princess Tinymeat two weeks ago, but I just realized that Princess Tinyfeet is almost certainly named after them
thinking about my first post-college roommate, a Southie girl from my English program, who after a bad breakup came home and in her impenetrably thick Boston accent asked me tearfully, "can ya put on Joanna Newsom's 'Clam, Crab, Cockle, Cowrie?"
You may have heard rumors that Mayor Wilson sent a team of agents to question me over this post - that is broadly correct, but I would like to say that I am issuing a formal retraction to this post under my own free will and not due to any coercion.
Dickgirl Van Dyke@trashwytch.bsky.social · 2w agoI'll be real: I do not like the name Jimothy. It's some real 2010s Reddit quirky Boaty McBoatface shit and that raccoon deserves better than that. Frankly it's turned me against the whole phenomenon.
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
I need you all to know that the Berkeley Public Library has solicited submissions for a new mascot, and you can now vote for the contestants and I'm losing my mind. berkeleypublic-library.github.io/Fiber-Mascot...
Fiber Mascot Contest — Berkeley Public Library
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Joel/Mike, Tom Servo, and Croooooowwww
Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
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Hey man I heard you were reading a genre I'm not interested in in a way I don't like. I'm going to bust down your door and kill you now
When InfoWars becomes a trans comedy showcase I WILL expect this bit to go in some very insane directions
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 2w agoWives 👏 Belong 👏 In 👏 Boxes
When you “Like” and “Repost” my great posts here on Bluesky it is like I am a “Deer” and you are giving me a “Deer Biscuit”.
I'm pretty good at running table top role playing games if I do say so myself
I'll be real: I do not like the name Jimothy. It's some real 2010s Reddit quirky Boaty McBoatface shit and that raccoon deserves better than that. Frankly it's turned me against the whole phenomenon.
