Pat Shaughnessy

@pbshaughnessy.bsky.social

you literally never need to tell me why you're canceling a meeting or asking for a meeting to be canceled. Yes, we can do that, and I am sorry and/or happy for you about whatever happened

The Imposter Syndrome Face Possessor? The guy who always looks like he knows he’s one follow-up question away from being exposed as a fraud but he’s gobsmacked nobody will actually ask him one? Like to the point where he wonders if we’re the ones doing the bit & not him? That guy? You don’t say.

Futurism@futurism.com · 6mo ago

"I think there's a small but real chance he's eventually remembered as a Bernie Madoff- or Sam Bankman-Fried-level scammer."

BREAKING 📣 For several days, a peaceful protest took place in the morning, after a young child was killed by a car driver. The child was riding his bike to school, the father with him. The grieving community came together with hundreds of people, cyclist or not, creating a 3km long human bike lane.

that is a very funny design decision because i have never once been at a concert or ballpark when it's getting loud and been alerted by my watch that it's loud and been like holy moley you're kidding

Where’s the write-up for people who are politically homeless because they have anarchist tendencies the more rigorous marxists reject? Why is it always center-right weirdos who get features?

listen up MAGGOTS you are going to be ERECT. you are going to be VEINY. you are going to be the horniest fighting force in the hist — well well, private pyle, if im not mistaken you are flaccid as fuck right now

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 4w ago

NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.