Isa Ochotona 🏴☠️
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My only heroes are Kala, Alexander Selkirk and Eric Andre if anybody could stop me they would have already
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
one tranny smirking at the 2nd and 3rd place finishers at a billiards tournament will get us banned from men's sports too! we can be free of competitive sports for good.
i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice
enough of this shit
After targeting trans sports under Title IX for the past 4 years, the Heritage Foundation is now turning to destroying it for all women. It wants to replace women's varsity sports with yoga and "protect women's fertility" by ending many athletic opportunities. Subscribe to support our journalism.
After Trans Athlete Bans, Heritage Foundation Sets Its Sights On Dismantling Title IX
The Heritage Foundation report argues Title IX rollbacks are needed to preserve girls’ “fertility.”
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For reasons that are, I assure you, airtight, logical, objective, and data-driven, Crispy Critters are now the official mascot of existence itself. "pssp hey kid, you exist"
im writing haikus that have never existed and will never exist again WU WEI PUNISHER EFFORTLESS EXECUTION DAOIST FRANK CASTLE
me? what? no, i'm human, of course i'm human i've always been human and always will be why would you ask???
Im so tired so I want today to be my rest day but I have to give a presentation and get dolled up for work tomorrow so I'm trying to save it for tomorrow but ahhh
after a life time of extreme aesthetic frugality, I went on a spending spree (although I ended up returning most of it...) to try to buy my way out of my current misery. It was unsuccessful. However numerous things were good upgrades that I am glad I made: (short thread)
a man tried to sweep me off my feet but my deeply integrated Shaolin reflexes slipped his move and countered before I could consciously intercede. now I'm on the run, thanks Sensei Bill.
huh, so the guy with a nazi tattoo ended up being a bad guy and a bad vote? 🫠
Ok here's the concept: social media where everyone pretends to be friends. Its like a social media platform for ppl with rejection sensitivity and the premise is that everyone just LARPs that we have all been friends for a long time and understand the context of posts.
Performative Populism is all the Republican Party can offer today. There is no substance, no intellectual or ideological underpinning, just kabuki. It's saying and doing whatever is necessary to perpetuate a culture war that scares everyday Americans with Big Lies and BS.
People who say Light Yagami can't be forgiven because they slut-shamed a groundhog are the same people who simp for these folks.
Goal setting! I want my burgeoning relationship with the local crows to come up as a topic of concern at the next HOA meeting. (my partner is on the board lmao)
the true horror of liminality is the realization that you as a person are not the focus of marketing or capitalistic society, you are barely more than a product now. Nobody cares about you or your comfort or health or happiness. You're what corporations trade, now. The whole world is liminal to you
Mech Pilots getting 'married' to the AI of their mechs in a perverse corporate ceremony for PR reasons, subsuming them in a matrimonial partnership to a death machine and so they can be sold and served as War Brides.
*tapping the sign* if your theory on how to fix xbox does not start with the assumption that xbox is merely a minion of a dark chaos entity then you're going to sound like a little baby child
you must understand, xbox's goal is not to make video games, nor to make consoles, nor to create anything. their goal is to find an infinite money glitch for microsoft behind the wall like the backrooms for capitalists