Well that’s convenient because I love yelling at men!

"Birthday Girl" Ella Tailor@garaktailor.com · 29m ago

Im a simple woman. I love when @refaubrey.bsky.social yells at men. #AEWDynamite

Much later, in the library, the girl will suddenly remember you, dear reader.

I would probably be thinking about the hell Pit under the house most of the time

if you're reading all these articles as they come out and assuming the story is "these models are escaping containment and causing danger" and not "this is a PR campaign by companies desperate to build hype" I think you are very silly.

Alex Hanna@alexhanna.bsky.social · 3h ago

It keeps happening... It'd be great if these companies could spend a little bit more time on network security and a little less time vibe coding.

ok ok JESUS I'm stopping at 30 for the night holy shit y'all REALLY like it when I turn my bubble baths into a torment nexus for different kinds of girls I would really like it if you told me which ones are your favorites so far BTW!

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · 23h ago

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.

I'm thrilled to announce that BLOODY SLIPPERS, a theater larp for seven players, is available for sale on Paracelsus Games! Written and designed by @cloakofshadow.bsky.social, Bloody Slippers is a retelling of the Twelve Dancing Princesses exploring what Happily Ever After means and what comes next.

Bloody Slippers — Paracelsus Games

A classic fairy tale retold. The twelve dancing princesses have been awakened from their sleeping-curse, thanks to the heroism of a wanderer from afar; now decisions must be made, with love and destin...

paracelsus-games.com

If 7PP gets to $700k I will put out the Official Jax Ranking Of Wizard Boyfriend Potential If it hits $800k I will finish my unofficial NPC short story zine by the end of the year. GET ON IT NERDS

Steve Jackson Games@sjgames.com · 3w ago

It's time to descend into Wizard Madness! Seven-Part Pact, from the creators of Wanderhome, is now open for pledging on Kickstarter. bit.ly/sevenpartpactks #possumcreek #sevenpartpact #playsjgames

empty space

"I'm gonna do a cute little like meme to sharpen up some of my quick writing skills and I'll get maybe twelve likes if I'm lucky" damn y'all really like reading me do terrible things to girls in under 300 characters huh

no they don't

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 12h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

what do you mean the director of Purge Night Sex is named Gluck

We are live! Celebrating 20 years of Dwarf Fortress! ⚒️ Witness Tarn and Zach travel back in time to the original build of the game! With special guests and more! You won't want to miss this. 🥳 www.twitch.tv/kitfoxgames 👈️

Plotslop autumn

hate working here at the government tattoo studio where we make the tattoos that magically detect PIV sex and nothing else

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 9h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

current discourse feels like

Feathers was my first game, using the Belonging Outside Belonging framework to tell slice-of-life stories about fallen angels finding their places in our world. It was about feeling lost as a younger trans adult, and has really resonated with a lot of folks! thursday-garreau.itch.io/feathers

Feathers by Thursday Garreau

a slice-of-life game of fallen angels and Belonging Outside Belonging

thursday-garreau.itch.io

i slept for ten uninterrupted hours last night which of course means that because I had a strong coffee and it rained twice all I want is to go back to sleep

Me, spending an hour making an elaborate Photoshop: I bet this skeet is gonna do numbers Skeet: 5 likes Me at 3am: "assfart" Skeet: 3026 likes

I used to summer in R'lyeh; the weather is actually quite nice

A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING ELFGAMES

VERMIN@legendaryvermin.bsky.social · 9h ago

whenever i see an image of a chicken wing with the exact shine and texture of homer simpson’s taut scrotum i know they burned crazy tokens

if elon musk wants to save the world so badly, why won’t he just launch himself permanently into the endless void of space?

Our lovely queer elder friend is back to eat lunch with me and Genocide Studies Bartender. He tells me I am divine and mysterious, I tell him I'd love to be mysterious but unfortunately I never shut the fuck up. He laughs and buys me lunch. This is the routine.

how it feels to make friends in this community

The topline from Abdul El-Sayed’s win is that his platform for change still managed to win despite grotesque levels of outside campaign spending and a racist smear campaign to paint him as un-American. The grassroots desire to upset the status quo is that powerful.

"You'll never get away with this, Sir Pureheart!" "YOU'RE TOO LATE, DARKSTAR. My Nominative Disinterminator has already reversed the relationship between names and morality! The elected despots of the pathetic Galactic Hegemony will now bow to the might of the Star Kingdom!" "NOOOOOO!"