Laurie Penny

@pennyred.bsky.social

Me and my sweetie are going to attempt to watch THE FOOTBALL. I am English. He is Norwegian. Neither of us know much about THE FOOTBALL and its various players. Please tell me what I need to know about the football NB If you lie I will believe you.

Me and my sweetie are going to attempt to watch THE FOOTBALL. I am English. He is Norwegian. Neither of us know much about THE FOOTBALL and its various players. Please tell me what I need to know about the football NB If you lie I will believe you.

After the #Arsenal victory parade, the hundreds of thousands of fans have trashed our neighborhood. Streets full of rubbish, urine and vomit. Genuinely glad everyone had a good time- and now Arsenal FC needs to organise and pay for the cleanup. It’s the right thing to do.

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Glenn Beck is quoting from the US Declaration of Independence and insisting that rights come from ‘the Creator’. He has made an enormous crowd of angry English nationalists go completely silent. This is hilarious.

The most Spirit of Britain thing to happen at the Unite the Kingdom rally is this one drunk South East Asian lady in a brown fleece, sitting on the steps of St Martin In the Fields, cheering everything, singing a song about Jesus and swigging from a two litre bottle of cider. Queen of our hearts.

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‘As our President, Donald Trump, says…’ *dead silence* ‘Make England Great Again!’ *extremely weak ‘wahey!’* -Glenn Beck bombing at the Unite the Right march.

Glenn Beck is quoting from the US Declaration of Independence and insisting that rights come from ‘the Creator’. He has made an enormous crowd of angry English nationalists go completely silent. This is hilarious.

Glenn Beck is speaking at the Unite the Right march, and people are very confused. ‘I bring you greetings from the United States of America!’ …tumbleweed. A handful of people weakly clapping.

Me: trying to sleep My brain: what if Zack Polanski and Wes Streeting were secret lovers who started as bitter rivals. What if they broke up over political differences in a dramatic rainswept scene. What if Wes thought he could only impress Zack and win him back by becoming a party leader himself.