lrp sorry we talked so much shit about you, rainbow capitalism. i hope we have the chance to talk way more shit about you in the future
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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold." mdzs / baseball 🔱 / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
sometimes when i'm out birding i just completely forget mammals exist. i see/hear rustling in the foliage and get all excited to stand very still and see what emerges. and then when it's a rabbit or a squirrel i'm like what the FUCK is that weird bird
nine has never felt like a lower number. please read any of these :)
the brewers learning how to homer in the playoffs is like in Jurassic Park where the velociraptor figures out how to open the door
"always good when the astros lose, right?" - cal raleigh, 2024
baseball season has been over for one day and i already don't know what to do with myself. does anyone know what you're supposed to do
watching the 2026 seattle mariners play has largely been an exercise in a truly unbelievable amount of frustration and yet i am so so sad that there are only three games left with this dogshit team
every car should come with a feature that's just a button on the dash you can press when you're going 15 over and someone is still riding your ass. it would make a little sign pop up on your rear bumper that reads "what do you actually reasonably expect me to do for you right now?"
i know the gusu carpenter guild is mad about the censored extra bc how are those guys supposed to buy a second house when lwj isn't going through a tub a day
i love getting activated about mdzs all these years later. i do still believe in my heart that i'm one of the only people alive who actually understands lan wangji
lrp if there is ONE thing in this entire world that i know ball about. it is lan wangji's characterization
can't stress enough that i messaged mara to be like "ok so wangxian are in bed together and wwx had to ask lwj why he wasn't currently being savaged" and mara instantly said huh. sounds wrong but ok. AND SHE WAS RIGHT IT WAS CENSORED
Lofi Gusu Radio - Beats to relax/study to (Featuring study boy Lan Wangji) ✨
you tell me literally one (1) thing about lan wangji and i can go for eighty years. i think i'm an underutilized source of sustainable fuel
Your daily reminder that some birds have eyelashes made of tiny modified feathers. They're found in at least one species of 28 families of birds (out of 205). An example of convergent evolution. Examples: ostriches, secretarybirds, hornbills & hummingbirds. (📷: Nicolas Reusens Photography)
just realized i've been merely reskeeting without skeeting for months but don't worry, everything is as it was. the mariners hurt me several times a week, i love lan wangji, and thinking about the sheer number of pop albums coming out on september 18 makes me want to punch a wall
