Please mind your luggage before stepping on the gap and moving heavy luggage and uniforms
People on bluesky love complaining about the pot but as the frog inside it I can tell you the water isn’t THAT hot
Capitalists are like “let me make sure our conceptions of time outlive us so future societies can measure a workers worth through hours and minutes”
disrupting the tech sector with my new product idea: a number that only goes up
My real crank theory is that Inception and The Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions and the show Lost created an environment where you could sell consumers inconclusively or poorly written stories but make them like it by convincing them they were smart enough that they worked it out
The Woke Left has somehow made an exact copy of me that cruelly yet accurately mocks me while I brush my teeth
Does anyone know what font this is? It’s beautiful
𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰@delicate-prey.bsky.social · 3y agoa message to Bluesky
It would make an interesting cinéma vérité film. Forget kangaroo anus Farridge devouring kangaroo anus in a pretend-jungle stage set in the wilds of suburban Australia - here's Claire doing her shrieking porno run through the towns of Blighty.
I avoid replying much because of how the “show replies with >X likes” setting works for high-follower accounts. Users who have a low threshold see my replies, then their likes quickly push it over the threshold for others. I’ve been meaning to post about this but I guess I can just reply here.
telling my kids the reason people had red eyes in photos is because of western foreign policy post 9/11
3hrs to make and break Christian baby. These are Twitter numbers. V impressive.
We found another sheet of hand-written Belle and Sebastian lyrics at the crime scene, chief. You know what that means…The Moleskine Killer is back…
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔗𝔥𝔯𝔢𝔢 𝔒'ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔄𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔳𝔞 𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔒𝔵𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔡 ℜ𝔞𝔦𝔩 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔞𝔫 𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔦𝔵𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔰.
i don’t really care about a lot of things. except for the things i do care about. sounds confusing but i usually know em when i see em
