Petit Dictionnaire
@petitdictionnaire.bsky.social
Divorce warrior, uncloseted romantic, language teacher, bookish mum of three boys. From 🇳🇱 living in 🇫🇷. Definitely not single. Studying 🇸🇪. Ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️.
Summer cooking school is open again, taking applications!
There's alot of angry farmers in the Netherlands. Every 100m along the main road there's an upside-down Dutch flag either posted in the field or attached to lamp posts with cable ties.
The sheep are still at work. They'll be coming home soon.
Poor Eleven had never been to a #kinderboerderij before. He thought he wasn't allowed to go into the enclosure and pet the animals and he expected there to be an animateur to guide you on your visit.
There's a sign at the Tinq petrol station that says on Wednesdays and Saturdays, petrol is cheaper there. I sure hope it's true, prices here are well over 2 euros!
Science at its shittiest 💩😁
Welcome to the CAMBRIAN FECAL REVOLUTION. We didn't name it the Cambrian fecal explosion for obvious reasons. I'm happy to share this paper on fecal matter and its role in Cambrian ecosystems. So if you want to read a really shitty paper (50 days free access): authors.elsevier.com/a/1nYg8cZ3X7...
This is a good line about how power works From Oli Dugmore in the NS
Hahaha. Well done 👏👏👏 I love how the Mum is dressed in the same clothes as the girl, to show she is really an influencer 😂
Je reste fascinée par le degré d'endoctrinement nécessaire pour que la réaction au ravage terminal de la biosphère soit "Le PIB risque de baisser".
Le Rhin à sec met l’économie allemande sous pression et menace de peser sur le PIB
I started getting followed by some "film festivals" and "writing festivals" and thought "oh, these are cool!" Then I looked a little closer. They're all part of a network that preys on writers, charging us for reviews, and feeding our stuff into slop generators. So I made a list.👋🏻🖕🏻😠
Data shows you're 11% more likely to die in a crash while *driving* an SUV, largely because the false sense of indestructibility leads you to drive more recklessly around others. Antisocial behaviour is baked into the design of these monstrosities.
Climate science denial in physical form. The Land Rover Defender X (yup - they've gone full Musk). Price: £103,460, plus a few kids' lives. 🧵
Soundtracked to period pop, French comedy drama ‘Just An Illusion’ charts ups & downs of French-Algerian Jewish family in 80s France. Broad, contrived & sentimental but it’s appealingly played, particularly Camille Cottin & Louis Garrel as bickering parents, & newcomer Simon Boubil as smitten son
From now on, AI transparency is the law in the EU: 🙌 When you see AI-generated content, it must be labelled as such. 🙌 When you chat with a bot or virtual agent, it must make clear it’s not a human. 🙌 When AI is actively analysing you, companies must tell you.
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
Packing for our holiday. Eleven's bringing some light reading:
Fifteen and Seventeen are almost the same height now!! 😱
Thames Water: there’s a hosepipe ban because our reservoir levels are getting low. Cut to scenes of the road next to Farmoor reservoir where a Thames Water pipe has leaked hundreds of thousands of litres of water on to the road such that it looks like a canal!!