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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

If you’re going to the DNC, beware of Malört shots in Chicago. It’s so easy to get drunk off of Malört because it’s sooo delicious and you can’t even taste the alcohol. Be sure to try them, just don’t have too many!