Phil Gibson

@philgibson01.bsky.social

If anyone wants to be friends in real-life, my user name is "Phil".

It's fucked up how Tottenham are alphabetically the last team in this year's Premier League. Where are your West Hams, your Wimbledons, your Watfords, Wigans, West Broms, even your Wolveseseses....game's absolutely gone.

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

Something my wife's really enjoying at the moment is how I'm learning to express time using the maritime bell system. For instance: WIFE: What time we leaving tomorrow? ME: Six bells o' the forenoon watch WIFE: .. ME: .. WIFE: .. ME: 11 o'clock WIFE: .. ME: Could stretch to 7 bel.. WIFE: OH MY GOD

Been going to the same 24 hour gym for over 3 years now and this is the very first time I've been the only person here. And almost at witching hour too. What mischief can I get up to? I could do a gym mirror selfie and there's literally no one here to stop me.

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

When the story of why humanity didn't stop climate change is written, it will feature front pages like this. Even as the skies blacken with climate change-induced wildfires, right wing media continue their relentless crusade against measures to tackle it.

The Times: Net zero risks blackouts. Below a photo of French wildfires.

Hey Odysseus, how's it going? Cool, cool. Got a minute? It's just me and the lads were talking about this...journey we're on. Sorry, "Odyssey". But see that's the thing. Some of the lads, well they're not sure about the name. I mean, bit self-serving isn't it? No no you're totally right, forget I sa

Having spent most of today on a plane,I strongly believe that absolutely everything everywhere should be labelled so that when you look out the window you know exactly what you're flying over at any given time.