just had to go break up some big tail cat yowling, nandor doing some good security work out the back
orbette
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SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE #UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
So. Perez Hilton had a full on psychotic break then. Jesus christ.
We have a box in the garden underneath our kitchen window and every so often one of the cats will stand on it and look through the window, it's very cute. So stevie was doing it just with her tiny little head, i was"aww stevie girl hello!" then she started sniffin and then ate the fucking cobwebs
Americans on tiktok discovering the UK got wicker dong in our trailer has been funny to watch
and they wonder why the Wicker trailer is popular. if you don't wanna be replaced by furniture, gentlemen, start bringing more to the table than furniture.
Nikolaj Bill@nikolajbill.bsky.social · 14h agoI remember a coworker in her late twenties saying this on how dating was so difficult. I was not surprised by her first two complaints: general anger issues and having few outside hobbies. I WAS surprised at her mention of how many men apparently don’t wash their hair or butts.
EHRC Code of Practice comes into effect today so remember to be an absolute pain in the arse to any service provider who is trying to actively enforce it.
Lidl is back doing the free baked good thing again lads get on it www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/lidl/#...
SpaceX latest: Abandoned rocket about to slam into moon at high speed
SpaceX latest: Abandoned rocket about to slam into moon at high speed
A wayward part of SpaceX's Falcon 9 rocket is on track for collision with the moon early today, with the explosive impact expected to be equivalent to three tonnes of TNT. Follow the latest.
news.sky.com
there is absolutely nothing more important to me than making bookings for holidays
I love tripadvisor reviews. Man who booked a tour with MagicDolphin annoyed to have only seen dolphins.
KAMARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aston Villa Statto@avfcstatto.bsky.social · yesterdayAston Villa's 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐇 goal in pre-season ⤵️ ⚽ Boubacar Kamara 🅰️ George Hemmings HE'S BACK❗ #AVFC
All these people doing the 1 like = 1 book question haven't stopped to think that there might be people who won't read and maybe they should be a bit more aware of that x
Me before making lunch - Ugh, nothing in until the tesco delivery later, pasta and pesto it is then. Me whilst eating lunch - I FUCKING LOVE PASTA AND PESTO SO FUCKING MUCH JESUS CHRIST I FUCKING LOOOOVE IT I LOVE YOU PASTA AND PESTO
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
Seeing as its only 4 months until I go on holiday again, time to look at all the things I will need to book book can't yet as well as checking the hotel reviews haven't got into dissarray and redoing the map and itinerary five times.
if you don't want a brown person to perform your surgery, wash your wounds, clean your fucking shit up, care for you, then don't go to a fucking hospital and fix it yourself. Oh, you can't? Oh well. Godspeed.
And people are free to die of racism if it suits them. Medical workers are dealing with enough shit as is. It’s not their job to have to be uncomfortable in their own skin just because some white people have never grown up
French forces held a fierce defensive perimeter around Dunkirk and lost 18,000 souls. 40,000 became POWs. Without their resolve we wouldn’t have our nation’s story. It’s estimated 20-60k French resistance fighters died during the war. These fuckers really are vile bastards 😡😡
The entirety of the NHS, from inception, was made possible thanks to non-white immigrants. Every accusation is a confession. They don’t want talented people regardless of skin colour. They just want white people regardless of skills.
Jonathan Portes@jdportes.bsky.social · yesterday"There's a real thing going on in the composition of the staff...does that not have to be looked at as well?" Nick Robinson, on Today, discussing this news.sky.com/story/nhs-st...
Remember, variations on "don't speak ill of the dead" just mean "I liked that person".
Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 2d agoSad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.
If someone was aggressive and unpleasant to people they didn’t know / never met, but also really nice to their close friends, I’m not sure the second thing makes the first thing OK. It’s a bit of a low fucking bar, to be honest. It’s hardly worth celebrating. “Was nice to eight selected people.”
Really think this is what irked me about him the most tbh. Just a very ugly writer with no real flair or stylistic quality, whose outsized influence in the industry was also indicative of rock bottom standards and scrape-the-barrel prose
The Author, Séamas O'Reilly@seamas.bsky.social · 2d agoHaters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.
Lovely piece in the Irish Times. “Comedian Jimmy Cricket asked for the last rites twice, “almost like he asked for an encore”, before his death at the age of 80, his son, Fr Frankie Mulgrew, has said.” www.irishtimes.com/culture/2026...
Jimmy Cricket asked for last rites twice ‘like an encore’ before dying aged 80
Tributes pour in for Tyrone-born entertainer who was hailed as one of the last great comedians
irishtimes.com
What more fitting way to remember Rod Liddle’s life and work than by making nasty jokes about someone who can’t answer back
Sadly, there will be no ‘more’. We are heartbroken at TPTV to hear that we have lost another dear friend of the channel, Jimmy Cricket. A very lovely and funny man who kept audiences in stiches when he appeared on stage at our festivals. A true comedy legend. Thanks for all the laughs Jimmy.
